Friday, July 31, 2015

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Who wants wine that tastes like fish?

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Couldn’t we have just left it at Monster Trucks?

Gay Man Pulled From Home Beaten By NYPD Officers Yelling "Faggot" In Horrifying Video - http://ift.tt/1IeffsE

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I WANT THESE FUCKING COPS BEATEN WITH BASEBALL BATS WITHIN AN INCH OF THEIR FUCKING LIVES. I do not apologize for that. Fuck these motherfuckers.

Indiana Clears Planned Parenthood Of Wrongdoing In Investigation Sparked By Deceptively-Edited Videos - http://ift.tt/1MA2I8k

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Just so you know, there’s nothing to that bullshit. Planned Parenthood found innocent. So fuck you haters. Leave women alone, and get back to your own fucking business.

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The face of love and happiness and a girl whose gonna get some bacon

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The perfect counter-protest sign. Make this and actually stand IN the Westboro crowd.

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Yep, he’s gonna be a father. #MyNameIs

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Fun with religious facts!

Mike Huckabee Worried All The Military Ladies Will Want Fancy New Sex Boobies Now - http://ift.tt/1MY0JZv

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An adult running for president just used the term, “fancy new sex boobies.” Just so you know, I didn’t know they exist but I WANT THEM NOW TOO!

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LMAO!!! The weird part is, I know several, so it’s not that hard. It just gets weird when one of them eats the paste.

Thursday, July 30, 2015

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I can already see some things never change

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Not surprising. My technology always does. Windows Ten, here I come……. eventually

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#NewHarryPotterBooks
@midnight If only… http://pic.twitter.com/cNfgs0N8rn

— The # Queen (@SinCityChiGirl) July 30, 2015


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Fifty Shades of Granger #NewHarryPotterBooks @midnight http://pic.twitter.com/uUHrAbVA77

— NickG (@sub150run) July 30, 2015


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Dumb and Dumbledore #NewHarryPotterBooks @midnight http://pic.twitter.com/orzTiHcUBO

— darth!™ (@darth) July 30, 2015


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What To Expect When You’re Expecto Patronuming #NewHarryPotterBooks @midnight

— A Wiener (@Wieneraaron) July 30, 2015


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Harry Potter: Defense Against The Blart Arts #NewHarryPotterBooks @midnight http://pic.twitter.com/hasLsN3ROp

— Brett Osinoff (@BrettOsinoff) July 30, 2015


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#NewHarryPotterBooks @midnight Snapes On A Plane http://pic.twitter.com/tqemRKuiVM

— Momaw Nadon (@swhammerhead) July 30, 2015


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Call Me Harriet @midnight #NewHarryPotterBooks http://pic.twitter.com/C6YWRSBHCJ

— Emaculate Deception (@bibleasshole) July 30, 2015


Wednesday, July 29, 2015

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Is there a great deal of terrorism in Islam? Yes. And what isn’t terrorism is still okay with women being lessers and gays being nonexistent. You know, just like Christianity. Just to a different degree, but nevertheless, it’s true. Christianity has had its share of terrorism as well. I’m sorry, did I say, has? I meant it still does have. It constantly commits it. In the children in Sunday schools which it terrorizes with threats of hell. In the wars it commits against entire peoples, like women (the Planned Parenthood attack), or the funding against gay, lesbian, bi, transgendered, and other gender assortments that aren’t male/female only pairings. I know Islam has terror. I keep having to remind Christianity it has no room to talk. But sometimes I have to remind Islam the same. People of religion, none of you do.

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The Beast is still closing in on the free. The Kayapo being expelled from their homes for the construction of the Belo Monte Dam, which will flood 400.000 acres of the Amazon Rainforest in Brazil. This comes as no surprise. Not long ago, you might recall, this photo was being circulated with the claim that the man was crying over the selling of his land: The reality, as Snopes helped share, was that Kayapó “chief” Raoni Metuktire had been reunited with a long lost family member. He claimed, “I was not crying because of the government’s decision … I’m going to keep fighting. I am alive and strong, and as long as I’m alive I will continue to fight for my people!“ Unfortunately that fight is still happening, and as we already know, every time there’s a fight between civilization and indigenous peoples, civilization wins. All will be assimilated. The Beast will win. And you thought what we did to the Indians was a thing of the past? Nope. We still operate by the same policy. And we haven’t even come close to learning our lesson. Just so you know, what you’re seeing isn’t progress. It’s the sustainable being forced to make way for the unsustainable. It’s more selfish, senseless destruction, pure and simple.

Muslim Cleric Warns Masturbation Will Make Your Hands Pregnant In The Afterlife - http://fpme.link/sOsnSM

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So yes, I criticize silliness of all religions, not just Christianity. Like this. He warns your hand will be pregnant in the afterlife if you masturbate. Long ago in my church, the single men were encouraged, if they should ever commit this “sin” to imagine that they were sticking their erect penis into Jesus’ wounds (and I was sitting there thinking, yeah, this is the conversation a sane adult has). Our leader even suggested imagining that you’re using Christ’s blood for your lube. (?!?!?!?!?!) But I don’t think they were creative enough to come up with a pregnant hand. Although I think, in the Enterprise series, isn’t that where Commander Tucker got pregnant from that one alien?

When Arizona Decided to Drug Test Welfare Recipients These Were the Shocking Results - http://fpme.link/JPvjOD

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It gets no results, and costs WAY more money than it saves. They double down on the idea. This proves Republicans don’t give a shit about fiscal responsibility. They only care about the hate of poor people.

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An unexpected moment of LOL and awwww… caught on Twitter. And if you know what they’re talking about, you know it was the single best moment of that particular #RuPaul’s #DragRace John Waters challenge:

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I’ve never been asked by a theist to buy him a god before. Interesting.

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US General Calls For Obama's Immediate Arrest Treasonous Activities The X Tribune - http://ift.tt/1OB0bcw

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Typical rightwing rag. Can’t report facts at all. First line: “Although anyone with half a functioning brain cell can see that Obama is a domestic threat to the United States of America.” Problem is, they say this shit all the time and yet never back it up with facts. All this one does is whine about Benghazi (an already known nontroversy) and more baloney claims about “pandering to the Muslim brotherhood” (forgetting he called the order to kill Bin Laden. And eats bacon. And droned more Islamic targets than they did. Meaning this story is full of crap. Meanwhile actual treason, committed by 47 senators who wrote a letter to the Iranian government to undermine his authority in peace deals (violating the Logan Act), is something they never seem to mention. Isn’t that weird?

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

US General Calls For Obama's Immediate Arrest Treasonous Activities The X Tribune

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To me it just seems absurd. After seeing how bad they are with fiscal responsibility, why let them be who tells you what to do with money? Or even better, after seeing the mockery they make of social issues, how would you trust them with something like money? In short, why trust them with anything? Conservatism has been a disastrous concept for centuries now, and it never learns its lesson, and people keep thinking that trying it again is gonna finally work. Why???

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To me it just seems absurd. After seeing how bad they are with fiscal responsibility, why let them be who tells you what to do with money? Or even better, after seeing the mockery they make of social issues, how would you trust them with something like money? In short, why trust them with anything? Conservatism has been a disastrous concept for centuries now, and it never learns its lesson, and people keep thinking that trying it again is gonna finally work. Why???

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I simply couldn’t resist.

Fischer Louisiana Movie Theater Shooter 'Was A Big Time Barack Obama Supporter' http://ift.tt/1OL2jip

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Um no… no he wasn’t. He was one of you, Mr. Fischer.

Monday, July 27, 2015

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“Private” Contractor Extorting Money From Sick Vets, Taxpayers in Court - Halliburton’s subsidiary KBR is counter-suing veterans (that they made sick) for legal fees in a lawsuit brought on them by veterans who have been made sick from the oil work. They weren’t aware they were doing something that would give them cancer, but KBR was. This is disgusting, but typical of something associated with Cheney-ness.

“Private” Contractor Extorting Money From Sick Vets, Taxpayers in Court http://ift.tt/1gW2cFu

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Halliburton’s subsidiary KBR is counter-suing veterans (that they made sick) for legal fees in a lawsuit brought on them by veterans who have been made sick…

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A hippy was here. (Spoiler alert: it was me)

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Truer words were never spoken.

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Saturday, July 25, 2015

Desperate To Have A 'Cool Kid' On Their Side, Conservatives Pretend Jake Gyllenhaal Is Against Gay Marriage - He's Not

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah, the guy who actually PLAYED in Brokeback Mountain, and they thought that just because he likes monogamy that it means he’s against marriage equality? They are desperate as hell.

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Mixing the franchises has funny results.

Ted Nugent, Allen West call gun control questions 'inappropriate' in Lafayette

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And here’s their disconnect with reality. If only they’d consider it half as “inappropriate” as all the bullets being fired into innocent people every year. But they don’t. That’s freedumb.

@CanProveIt

@ATHE1STP0WER

Obama Pledges to Use Last 18 Months in Office Pushing Gun Control

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I kept wondering what it would take to get him on board. I guess he finally reached his limit too. Glad to have him on board.

Friday, July 24, 2015

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Graphic Body Cam Footage Shows Killer Cop as He Murders an Innocent Unarmed Man

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At one point he rolls the boy over and says, “Hey, talk to me.” And the boy, who was just rolled out of a giant pool of his own blood, with his entire face covered in his own blood, wasn’t really able to say, “Yes, officer. What would you love to discuss on this fine day?” You know, BECAUSE YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM FOR NOTHING, YOU FUCKING MORON.

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Having fun with religious crazies on Twitter again.

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Paul Endorses Military Action Against Iran - Yeah, Libertarians, remember that guy you said was so cool because he wasn’t against gays or pro war? Well, he’s come out against gays, and here he is, going for war. Yeah, remember how we were all sheeple for not voting for him? Yeah. Eat that reality.

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Paul Endorses Military Action Against Iran - Yeah, Libertarians, remember that guy you said was so cool because he wasn’t against gays or pro war? Well, he’s come out against gays, and here he is, going for war. Yeah, remember how we were all sheeple for not voting for him? Yeah. Eat that reality.

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Paul Endorses Military Action Against Iran - Yeah, Libertarians, remember that guy you said was so cool because he wasn’t against gays or pro war? Well, he’s come out against gays, and here he is, going for war. Yeah, remember how we were all sheeple for not voting for him? Yeah. Eat that reality.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

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“I’ve searched the Planned Parenthood website for fetal baby part prices but can’t find them. Because until these videos came out, these transactions had been Planned Parenthood’s well-kept secret,” says the Doocy. Um… that’s because they don’t sell baby parts, you dink. And btw, you said that out loud. Just so you know, you destroyed your own side’s entire case. Have a nice day, misogynist sacks of shit.

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Vandalize thy neighbor… welcome to modern Christianity.
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“I’ve searched the Planned Parenthood website for fetal baby part prices but can’t find them. Because until these videos came out, these transactions had been Planned Parenthood’s well-kept secret,” says the Doocy. Um… that’s because they don’t sell baby parts, you dink. And btw, you said that out loud. Just so you know, you destroyed your own side’s entire case. Have a nice day, misogynist sacks of shit.

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Vandalize thy neighbor… welcome to modern Christianity.

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“I’ve searched the Planned Parenthood website for fetal baby part prices but can’t find them. Because until these videos came out, these transactions had been Planned Parenthood’s well-kept secret,” says the Doocy. Um… that’s because they don’t sell baby parts, you dink. And btw, you said that out loud. Just so you know, you destroyed your own side’s entire case. Have a nice day, misogynist sacks of shit.

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Welcome to today’s Christianity. Vandalize thy neighbor.

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I have had so many conversations or email exchanges with students in the last few years wherein I anger them by indicating that simply saying, “This is my opinion” does not preclude a connected statement from being dead wrong. It still baffles me that some feel those four words somehow give them carte blanche to spout batshit oratory or prose. And it really scares me that some of those students think education that challenges their ideas is equivalent to an attack on their beliefs.

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Wednesday, July 22, 2015

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I did a naughty and got new does yesterday

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Still loving that sun

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think-progress: The most stringent abortion ban in the country will remain blocked from taking effect, thanks to a ruling handed down from the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Eighth Circuit this week. These attacks on women are getting serious and insane.

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Wow. We never knew the hardships Trump had to face.
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think-progress: The most stringent abortion ban in the country will remain blocked from taking effect, thanks to a ruling handed down from the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Eighth Circuit this week. These attacks on women are getting serious and insane.

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Wow. We never knew the hardships Trump had to face.

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All that ridiculous meme does is show a severe insecurity over what courage is for the “soldier” (or shall we say, loser at home who sought a soldier pic on Google to make this trans-bashing meme).

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

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What intrinsic racism and violence in the system? #BlackLivesMatter #MakeCopsAccountable

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What intrinsic racism and violence in the system? #BlackLivesMatter #MakeCopsAccountable

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Can’t believe I still have to say this. Yes, some people cried about doctor shortages. But those claims were overblown: Many of the concerns about people experiencing delays grew out the experience in Massachusetts after that state adopted near-universal coverage in 2006. Wait times for a doctor’s appointment rose to an average of 50 days with some as long as 100 days, according to a Massachusetts Medical Society report in 2008. But Glied notes that Massachusetts’ residents historically had long waits for primary care visits so their experience is not a good indicator. And unlike the Massachu…
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Can’t believe I still have to say this. Yes, some people cried about doctor shortages. But those claims were overblown: Many of the concerns about people experiencing delays grew out the experience in Massachusetts after that state adopted near-universal coverage in 2006. Wait times for a doctor’s appointment rose to an average of 50 days with some as long as 100 days, according to a Massachusetts Medical Society report in 2008. But Glied notes that Massachusetts’ residents historically had long waits for primary care visits so their experience is not a good indicator. And unlike the Massachu…

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MOST HILARIOUS POST OF THE DAY!

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Their long history of lying to try to take down Planned Parenthood is only matched by the obvious lying they did in the most recently edited video. Slander of this nature needs to be actionable by law.
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Their long history of lying to try to take down Planned Parenthood is only matched by the obvious lying they did in the most recently edited video. Slander of this nature needs to be actionable by law.

Monday, July 20, 2015

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YES! We want you back, Olbermann. We always did. It was their stupidest mistake ever to let you go.

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YES! We want you back, Olbermann. We always did. It was their stupidest mistake ever to let you go.

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#BlackLivesMatter - Someone flipped my bitch switch. Don’t you fucking tell ME when a discussion is over on my own post. And don’t tell me I read you wrong when I used your own damned words.

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Just too many punchlines for these people.

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Conservative Media Erroneously Attribute Military Base Gun Policy To Clinton Administration | Research | Media Matters for America

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Fox’s Doocy: Gun Free Zones “Started With Bill Clinton.” Bullshit. It was George H. W. Bush, and this is why when someone fucks up, we say the #DidADoocy!

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Remembering those Sisters who went ahead of us from AIDS

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#AIDSquilt #AIDSwalk2015 Sister Quilt

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#AIDSquilt #AIDSwalk2015

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#AIDSquilt #AIDSwalk2015

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Gabby LOVES lying in the sun. Problem is a few people have actually worried we have a dead dog in our yard when she does.

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Black Lives Matter: Bernie Sanders and Martin O'Malley Stumble During Protest

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This is America. This is the real America. Where we actually have to remind people that #BlackLivesMatter, and even as we do people react, as O’Malley did, by saying, “Yeah, sure, all lives matter!” instead of addressing the actual issue. All lives aren’t being shot, unarmed, murdered, for no reason by cops who are members of an organization dedicated to hating them. Black lives are. Not whites. And that is why that is chanted. Be thankful you don’t have to chant that white lives matter. Nobody’s taking yours like you’re trash. This is America. It started thinking black lives didn’t matter. It developed a huge movement against black lives mattering. And to this day, they’re assassinated by the cops who are supposed to defend them. Yes, a flag came down. Decades too late. I’m disappointed in Bernie on this, but in this nation saying that black lives matter could be the death of your campaign. It shouldn’t be for a Democrat. It probably isn’t for a Democrat, but too many are afraid to stand by the big scary blac

Friday, July 17, 2015

Mr. President, on behalf of an ungrateful nation, thank you - DecodeDC Story

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This: “ Obama has weathered a recession, invisible racism, a reckless Republican Congress, a lily-livered Democratic Party, attacks from the richest pressure groups ever (Super PACs) and a 24/7, ADHD press corps under existential pressure to deliver page views and Nielsen ratings. He has done it with the “No Drama Obama” style that befits the office.”

Addicting Info – 30 People Arrested For Food Stamp Fraud; Guess How Many Were Black

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Another racist, right-wing talking point dies a bright, white death.

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OH SHIT! Long ago I had a horrifying dream, although I awoke laughing my ass off. And in it, I was running from undead beavers. It goes like this, I am running from them and, in a stroke of genius, I hole up in a wooden house. Which they take out in no time, because that’s what beavers do. But just at the end of the dream, before I woke up, I glanced at myself in the mirror, where I realized why they were chasing me. I was Pinnochio. In other words, made of wood. And now they’re making my nightmare into a movie. I expect royalties.