Monday, June 30, 2014

Stop the Violence

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Sister in habbit & husband assaulted during Pink Saturday. Police seek witnesses - photographs - video. During Pink Saturday a Sister in white face and habbit who was working the event on behalf of the community, and her husband, were physically and verbally assaulted by a group of up to seven people at the intersection of Castro Street & 18th Street. Both received some injuries and are naturally very shaken by the whole incident, but fortunately neither required hospitalization. If you witnessed this incident, or if you have photographs or video of the incident, please contact Mission Police Station. We want to work with investigators to assist them in identifying the suspects and bringing them to justice. MISSION POLICE STATION: 630 Valencia St. San Francisco, CA 94110 (415) 558-5400 Email: SFPDMissionStation@sfgov.org Non-emergency, dial: (415) 553-0123 TIP LINE: (415) 552-4558




Ray and I volunteered for the gate at the Pink Saturday event. People were showing up at the gates already clearly intoxicated. The security detail that was supposed to scan and control the inflow of people did a horrible job so that at our gate, people pushed through without scanning at all faster than chocolates came at Lucy and Ethel on the conveyor belt, setting off my anxiety pretty badly. When our shift was over we got the hell out of there, but apparently later in the night the sister working with us, and her partner, were assaulted by up to seven people, and I am incredibly pissed off about this. They were doing what was necessary to help everyone have a party. You do not beat up the people who make things possible and safe for everyone. I hope all seven are found and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. This is gay Pride, not assault gay people day. What the fuck makes this happen?

Cliff’s Variety Store reopens after car crashes into building

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A store in San Francisco's Castro area partially reopened this morning despite some structural damage caused by a hit-and-run crash into the building. A driver...




It's not so bad, but it sure seems like some crazy stuff is happening in the city lately.

THIS makes sense. - Imgur

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Today I needed to see something excellent to feel some hope. This helped. #x

Employment Division v. Smith | LII / Legal Information Institute

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Respondents Smith and Black were fired by a private drug rehabilitation organization because they ingested peyote, a hallucinogenic drug, for sacramental purposes at a ceremony of their Native American Church. Their applications for unemployment compensation were denied by the State of Oregon under…




This decision in 1990 decided that employees religious rights were trumped by corporations. Interesting, don't you think? #x

The Rude Pundit: Random Observations on the Hobby Lobby Decision

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"This is all about making sure that butthurt Christians can do what their specific sect believes will please an invisible sky wizard, which includes, for some, making sure that women have those goddamn babies. The majority just ignores that there's real women with real lives who this decision really affects." #x

Democrats Promise To Do What The Supreme Court Won’t – Stand Up for Women’s Rights

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As Republicans celebrate, congressional Democrats are fighting back with a statement that said in part, "If the Supreme Court isn't willing to protect women's rights, House Democrats will."




They've been doing it for years. Now they have to do it more. #x

June 30, 2014 at 11:19AM



I can't believe I woke up to the smell of the smoldering ashes of what is left of my country this morning. SCOTUS is drunk. Five of them clearly need to be fired. #x

June 30, 2014 at 11:08AM



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June 30, 2014 at 10:47AM



This is why we can't have conservatives in charge of anything anymore. #x

Supreme Court: Partial Public Employees Can't Be Required To Contribute To Unions

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The Supreme Court handed down its decision in Harris v. Quinn on Monday, saying partial public employees can't be required to contribute to unions. According to SCOTUSblog, the 5-4 ruling is a "substantial obstacle to expanding public employe...




So where's the "activist judge" rant when it actually happens? Corporations are people, and people are slaves now. Thanks, SCOTUS. You suck. Since people aren't people anymore, can we lynch some stupid Supreme Court judges? Oh, hi NSA, how you doin? #x

Darrell Issa Crashes and Burns When Pressed By CNN For The IRS Scandal Smoking Gun

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On CNN's State Of The Union, Rep. Darrell Issa's IRS scandal disintegrated on national television when he couldn't name a single piece of evidence that proved that IRS singled out and targeted conservative groups.




Actually I'd like to see Issa crash and burn in a more literal sense, but... #x

Sunday, June 29, 2014

Hobby Lobby Is Only The Second Most Important Decision The Supreme Court Will Hand Down On Monday

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On Monday, the Supreme Court is expected to hand down two cases, Hobby Lobby and a lesser-known case called Harris v. Quinn. Of the two, much more is at stake in Harris than in Hobby Lobby.




I didn't quite put it like this in my own mind, but Hobby Lobby's push is perfectly worded here: "Hobby Lobby is a major case, with tremendous implications for whether religious conservatives must obey the same rules that apply to the rest of society." And in the same way, Harris wants non-contributors to the Union to have the same benefits as those who did unionize. Seems to me all those accusations of entitlement mentalities and demands for special rights have come entirely from one side... and that would be the rightwing. #x

June 29, 2014 at 03:37PM



Happy Pride, freaky people! #six

June 29, 2014 at 03:37PM



Happy Pride, freaky people! #six

Saturday, June 28, 2014

June 28, 2014 at 11:37PM

Now that I came back home and finished watching last night's Bill Maher episode, holy fuck is Andy Dean a sniveling dickwad from Hades! I hope Maher has him on often because he really shows everyone just what dicks the other side really are. #x

Bill Maher - Adult Diaper for the Tea Party " Defends "

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June 27, 2014 - Bill Maher Presents The Only Adult Diaper for Tea Baggers " Defends "




Comes in small, medium, and George Zimmerman! #x

June 28, 2014 at 12:47PM



We so need better media. Maher calls dumbass on "stupid lies." #x

June 28, 2014 at 12:20PM



Bill nails Boner quite thoroughly. #x

Holy Bullies and Headless Monsters: NOM's 'March 4 Marriage' a big fat HONKING flop

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Analyzing and refuting the inaccuracies lodged against the LGBT community by religious conservative organizations. Lies in the name of God are still lies.




Very unfortunate typo: "Generous estimates put the crowd at 2,000 attendees, but other sources have said that it was barely 1,5000." But still, we could get more on that lawn for just about any cause than they did. #b

Holy Bullies and Headless Monsters: Don't be fooled by the whinings of a 'gay witch hunt'...

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Analyzing and refuting the inaccuracies lodged against the LGBT community by religious conservative organizations. Lies in the name of God are still lies.




Oh wow, GAYS are the ones practicing McCarthyism?!?!?!?! Says Tony Perkins: "This New McCarthyism demands, ‘Do you now think or have you ever thought that marriage should remain the union of a man and a woman?’ Answer incorrectly, and watch your career be taken from you and your reputation smeared on a thousand websites." Please, by all means, let's nail him to something so he can be right about how persecuted he is. And let me be the one who uses the hammer. The article figuratively nails him pretty well though: "It's a clever move for these individuals to slyly shift to victim mode. In doing so, they can conveniently avoid mentioning their past endeavors to hinder lgbt equality..... They don't have to talk about the many times they accused of us being pedophiles and all around public health menaces. They don't have to talk about the anti-gay propaganda they have pushed and have inspired others to push."

Monkey Mohawks and Muttonchops Prevent Interbreeding - D-brief | DiscoverMagazine.com

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Researchers used facial recognition software to prove that Old World monkeys evolved distinct faces to prevent hybridization.




Turns out facial hair is to keep you from fucking the wrong species. I know I make sure to bang only those with attractive beards. How about you?

Why Does This Mummy Appear To Open And Close Her Eyes?

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In Siciliy, there's a very spooky mummy of a girl who died in 1920. Occassionally, she can be seen to open and close her eyes. Italian researchers now say there's a perfectly reasonable explanation — and it has nothing to do with her being among the undead.




Remember those dolls whose eyes opened and closed based on how you held her? Good news, you can become one of them. Or not good. Creepy news.

Apparent correction to the speed of light in a gravitational potential - Abstract - New Journal...

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129 Total downloads Paper Part of Focus on Gravitational Quantum Physics The effects of physical interactions are usually incorporated into the quantum theory by including the corresponding terms in the Hamiltonian.




If light travels a little slower than we thought, then the light coming to us from stars is older than thought. I'm waiting for anti-science people to say, "See, they can't even get that right," not realizing that this means the universe would be even older than we thought, not younger, and certainly not 6,000 years old. #b

A mini-antibody with broad antiviral activity chews up viral DNA and RNA

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Antibodies and their derivatives can protect plants and animals -- including humans -- against viruses. Members of this class of drugs are usually highly specific against components of a particular virus, and mutations in the virus that change these components can make them ineffective.




This could be a massive step in treating many viral diseases. #x

Researchers have detected the smallest force ever measured. Using lasers and an optical trapping sys

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Researchers have detected the smallest force ever measured. Using lasers and an optical trapping system, they recorded a force of just 42 yoctonewtons. A yoctonewton is one septillion of a newton, and there are about 3x1023 yoctonewtons in just one ounce of force. The measured level of sensitivity i…




Sheldon might not have to quit String Theory after all. George Dvorsky commented on this article to explain why, and his explanation is pretty good: "Gravity is a notoriously weak force in comparison to the three other fundamental forces. It takes something the size of the Earth to hold you down with the weight you feel every day. By comparison, electromagnetism about 10^40 times more powerful. "Because gravity is so weak, it's difficult for us to make instruments that can detect and measure gravitational forces on a microscopic scale. And, arguably, this might be one of the reasons why we had such a hard time understanding gravity in a quantum mechanical way. We have not yet detected gravitons. To detect gravity waves accurately requires gigantic apparatus. And because it's so hard to get good measurements and data about gravity, general relativity and quantum mechanics have remained poorly unified for about 90 years. "In the last twenty years some formulations of string theory have predicted that one of the reasons why gravity is so weak is that is that some of its energy is "leaking" away into higher dimensions on the microscopic scale. The prediction is we should be able to measure the effects of this leakage on a scale of a centimeter. At this range electromagnetic effects are quite easy to see and measure very accurately. Gravity? Not so much. "The problem is to make instruments to detect gravitational effects even at that scale is quite difficult. "So perhaps the apparatus described in the article above can somehow be adapted to test the string theory prediction. Or at least let us measure the effects of gravity on tiny scales, like weighing tiny samples of antimatter for example." #b

June 28, 2014 at 01:46AM



How much stupidity can be squeezed into one single tweet? Ask this guy. #x

Video: Wheel of Fortune host asks gay contestant if he’s marrying a woman

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Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajak mistakenly asked a gay contestant last night whether he had found a woman who was willing to marry him.




Gee, I wonder if Sajak will tweet something insulting about how this gay contestant made him look stupid on the air? #b

June 28, 2014 at 01:38AM

Dear Apple, would you please fix your phone's cameras so that they automatically film the correct orientation when dumbass iPhone users film things with their phones held verticle? Please??? These people ruin hundreds of thousands of what would otherwise be good videos. Android phones do this, but yours do not. What gives?

Chris McDaniel’s Strategist Blames Tea Party Leader’s Suicide On Opponent’s Campaign

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Mark Mayfield, one of the leaders of the Central Mississippi Tea Party and a key supporter of Mississippi State Senator Chris McDaniel during his recent US Senate campaign, was found dead Friday of a gunshot wound.




Wow, you got a Watergate, a deathblame, and a hypocritical finger-point of shame. Go Tea Party, go! #x

Friday, June 27, 2014

June 27, 2014 at 11:52PM

Awesome line from Family Guy rerun I'm watching: "Goddammit, that was FoxNews. Apparently they own all the rights to footage of Hitler and don't want him tarnished."

June 27, 2014 at 11:47PM



Nothing dumber than those who purposely elect those defunding the things that are supposed to help you. And it works because it's easier to get people to hate and act on hate than it is to get people to appreciate something that works at an efficiency they don't understand, because they think having to wait in a line sometimes is the worst thing ever. You know, because you never have to wait in line at privately run facilities for anything or something. #x

June 27, 2014 at 10:14PM

Anyone ever notice there was never a witch of the South? What would she be like? I'm going to guess she eats lots of butter.

Everybody But Whoopi Got From The View

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ABC has finally come to the realization that the cast of The View has the cumulative IQ of a half-digested ass corn and nobody wants to see a bunch of twat bubbles talk about current events ("I do, which is why I'm reading Dlisted right now" - you "Good point" - me). TMZ




I'd actually care about this show if I could pick some new people for it. Yes, keep Whoopi. Now, add some women with real brains. Stephanie Miller would be excellent but I doubt she'd take it for conflict with the radio show she does. But if she could... and then also add Randi Rhodes, who just gave up her radio show. Maddow as well. Margaret Cho, definitely! And I wonder about Drop Dead Diva's Brooke Elliott, because when Diva's over, I do NOT want her to disappear into oblivion. What other women would you love to see on the View?

Utah Paperboy Headbutted, Tackled and Trapped in Tree by Goat Named Voldemort

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Utah clearly has a thing with goats. First there was the mysterious Goat Man wandering the Utah wilderness, and now there's Voldemort, the paperboy-attacking pet goat.




BEST! HEADLINE! EVAAAAARRRRRRR!!!! #b

Extended - @midnight's 100th episode - Uncensored

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In the 100th episode, Nikki Glaser, Ron Funches and Doug Benson write lines from the new "Star Wars" movie, list #RejectedHashtags and perform @midnight fan fiction.




This episode was already awesome, but they just released the uncensored version and OH MY GOD the stuff we didn't see. What Nikki said about the horse (which isn't even dirty though) still has me hurting much like Chris was. Can't believe that one wasn't aired.

June 27, 2014 at 01:51PM



Godzilla be with you! #lol

Fox's Kilmeade: "It Is Almost Treason For" Obama "To Be Focusing" On Climate Change

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0:56 "And the globe has not warmed. Here's the thing. Nobody's saying the globe is not warming." YOU JUST DID! And you're wrong. It was not hotter in Jamestown. It has not been cooling for 17 years. These are all Principia-Scientific lies, already proven wrong, and yet proof that your media will take talking points directly from the very corporations who have financial interest in continuing the apathy. #x

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Okay this Juggalo thing is getting out of control now.

June 27, 2014 at 11:26AM

Not at ALL safe for work, but had to share: http://goo.gl/mQxVHV

Putin snarls, but Obama gets the last laugh

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For months, Republicans and much of the media accepted as fact that Putin is a strategic mastermind, while Obama was struggling to keep up. This was backwards.




"Let’s add it up: Putin’s seizure of Crimea has weakened the Russian economy, led to China getting a bargain gas deal, revived NATO, spurred Europe to start ending its addiction to Russian gas and begun a debate across Europe about increasing defense spending..... What's more, let's not forget this isn't just a story about Putin getting it wrong; it's also a story about Obama getting it right." And with that, we say to the Republican side of the aisle, nyah nyah nyah boo boo! #x

30 Reasons Googly Eyes Instantly Make Anything Hilarious

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Genius.




OMG THE POT PIE! OMG!!!

June 27, 2014 at 01:14AM

"I just saw my reflection blink." This tweet just gave me the heebiejeebies!

Thursday, June 26, 2014

June 26, 2014 at 11:34PM



Oh man, that's a great way to backslap someone who uses that verse on you. I do love comebacks! #b

June 26, 2014 at 05:12PM



Found on Facebook. LOLled. Shared it here.

Man goes on hunger strike against gay rights. How the internet responds is guaranteed to make...

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After finding out that a Utah man had gone on hunger strike against the newly instated right of gay couples to marry, a Facebook group was set up to send him pictures of the delicious looking food that he is missing out on.




Oh Trestin, you know you want to eat those big, fluffy buns. #b

What San Francisco Neighborhood Should You Live In?

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Where Do You Belong in the City by the Bay?




Apparently South of Market, or SoMa. I'll take it, I guess. At least it didn't say Tenderloin, but I totally expected Haight/Ashbury. The one question that I can't really say had an answer for me is why I moved here. There wasn't one that said, "To get the fuck out of red states and crazy conservative blunderlands," or "To have lots of crazy buttsex."

June 26, 2014 at 03:03PM

Arrggggg! Facebook set my feed to friends only. I don't know when or how long. I've got it set to public for a reason, FB. Don't change it for me!

The Reality Is That There Is No Difference Between Republican and Tea Party Candidates

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One would be hard-pressed to find any difference whatsoever between Republicans and their teabagger cohort except their willingness to openly state their goals.




Been saying this. All they're really saying is, "We'll be conservative!" and the other is like, "Nuh uh, we'll be more conservativer!" and they end up doing the same things, none of which work for the country as has been proved by the fact we've been doing some of the most conservativest crap in the country for decades, but blaming all its failures on liberals, while pretending the liberal actions are to be credited to conservativey thingies. #x

Ray RedSpider • The chocolate bar trick has been passed all over...

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The chocolate bar trick has been passed all over the internet lately and people have been boggled by it. But here, let me pull a Penn & Teller and explain it to you.




No, you didn't magically make new chocolate or find a warp zone in the universe.

Executive Action: It’s Only a Problem For Republicans When President Obama Does It

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Politicians aren't known for their honesty or integrity, but what we are witnessing from this Republican Party is so unpatriotic and such a snub to our democratic process that it should be the scandal of the decade.




Yep. Another reminder. He's done fewer executive orders than presidents past, but each one of HIS is the WORST THING EVER!!! and makes him instantly a dictator. Why? Because they're desperate and afraid you'll remember what things were like when they were in charge. #x

Bear Falls Through Skylight Into Party, Then Eats All The Cupcakes

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A 180-pound black bear crashed through an Alaska couple's skylight while they were getting ready to celebrate their child's birthday. The unexpected visitor proceeded to feast on the cupcakes after the panicked parents fled the room.




Lovely party. You gonna eat that? Where you all going? Oh well, all mine. NOMNOMNOMNOM... #six

Ted Cruz Submits Bill to Strip Commander-In-Chief of the Authority to Save POW’s

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Ted Cruz Submits Bill to Strip Commander-In-Chief of the Authority to Save POW's




Again, has the left ever hated anyone on the right so much they'll kill POWs and hurt the country to spite him? No. Both sides are not the same. #x

GOP Rep's Chief Of Staff Resigns After Porn Star Tweets Photo Of His Penis

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Rep. Steve Stivers' (R-OH) chief of staff, Adam Kuhn, resigned on Tuesday after a former porn actress posted a picture of his penis to Stivers' Twitter account, Politico reported. “Congressman Stivers accepted Adam Kuhn’s resignation today,” Courtney Whetstone, a spokesperson to Stivers, said in a s…




A) Ha ha! B) Good porn star! C) Can we see the penis? Just curious. #x

Mess O'Potamia - 300

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Fox News calls out Dick Cheney for misjudging nearly everything about the Iraq War.




Love this segment. Love the last line especially. #x

Sen. Chuck Grassley Blames Obama For a Scandal Caused By His Own Former Staffer

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It is a travesty, and a mystery, why any American would vote for Republicans who not only do nothing for the American people, but spend the majority of their waking hours wasting taxpayer time and money investigating alleged White House scandals that, more often than not, are of their own making.




You stupid fucking.... okay, you know, I just don't have the energy right now. Please, curse this guy out for me. I'm gonna go beat up a pillow. #x

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

June 25, 2014 at 10:51PM

A: Five years ago Michael Jackson actually did Beat it. B: How would YOU like it if people made fun of your death? A: You don't grasp the concept of death much, do you?

Gay Trek - Android Apps on Google Play

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Gay Trek is a gay themed space invaders style trek influenced spoof. Choose a ship and battle away. Defend gay space stations and gay planets, battle with frigates, c...




So this exists. #b

Virginia's Republican legislators broke into Governor's office to block ACA coverage for poor

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In their fervor to ensure that the least amongst their citizens keep getting kicked in the teeth, the Republicans of Virginia have stooped to breaking and entering an executive office in order to ...




VA is for lovers, but Virginia's GOP is for Motherfuckers, apparently. Arrest these assholes. #x

June 25, 2014 at 08:58PM


Ray RedSpider • FACTS: They openly admit to you they don’t want to...

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FACTS: They openly admit to you they don’t want to hear any because they already know all they need to. I can TOTALLY trust someone who tells me that.




This time he has a friend doing his fighting for him. And his friend's a piece of work too. As in LALALALALA I DON'T CARE WHAT FACTS YOU HAVE YOUR WRONG BECAUSE I SAID SO LALALALALA!

June 25, 2014 at 06:56PM



Remember when people who were out of a job ruined the economy and deserved this treatment? Me either. Doesn't stop idiots from blaming them and judging them though. #x

John Boehner’s Lawsuit Is The First Step In A Republican Plot to Impeach Obama

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It was only a matter of time until the other shoe dropped after word leaked out that Speaker of the House John Boehner is planning on suing President Obama. It turns out, the lawsuit is the first step in a plan to impeach the president if Republicans take back the Senate.




Boner, fuck you and your whole party. You're just sore losers, with emphasis on losers. #x

Russell Brand: Fox News is ‘fanatical, terrorist, propagandist’ and ‘more dangerous than ISIS’

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Comedian Russell Brand on Tuesday blasted Fox News host Judge Jeanine Pirro for taking a position on bombing Iraq that he said was even “worse” than the militant group ISIS which has taken over a large portion of the country.




Brand is absolutely on the money. #x

June 25, 2014 at 03:06PM



Almost finished

June 25, 2014 at 01:03PM



Cuz I'm a blond! Nyah nyaaaah nyah!

June 25, 2014 at 12:55PM



I'm at Rekall. Imma be a spy!

Documentary Kidnapped for Christ Shows Gay Teens Being Ripped From Their Homes

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Too many families are kicking their teenage kids out of their homes in the name of God, and a new Showtime documentary shows the ugly truth behind it. The




If this is happening, it is time we have escape plans for gay kids who need a place to go to escape abuse. Something they can trust and not find themselves in even worse risk, like many runaways have been in. If I had had such an escape early in my life, I can only imagine the way my life might've been for the better. #x

Click here to support Foster Child Legal Fight by Stephen Buzz Foster

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Dear friends, family members, and friends we have yet to make: My name is Stephen Foster. I am pictured on the left with my husband, Jeremy Werderman. We are a married couple in Los Lunas, NM, who are also foster parents for the Children, Youth, and Families Department (CYFD). I am an air tra...




Loving NM couple fighting for custody of the child they are raising. Anything you can do would help. I can personally vouch for them as I know them personally and know this is not a hoax. Thank you. #x

June 25, 2014 at 01:17AM

Yes, the kid who got stuck in a giant vagina sculpture in Germany was from America. But you know what ended up not surprising me at all? Japanese-American. Seriously. I did not know that until now.

June 25, 2014 at 01:07AM

Molly Ringwald really does sound like a bad complexion disease you catch from narcotic drug use.

June 25, 2014 at 12:44AM



Humans stripped the lands of topsoil causing an insane phenomenon known as the Dust Bowl. Humans have split two continents from each other in order to make waterways shorter. Humans have redirected so much water that lands have sunk from the draining of their water tables, salmon have come close to extinction for lack of accessible spawning beds, and many eon-old rivers have drained into nonexistence. Humans have filled the highest levels of the atmosphere, and beyond, with pieces of metal that send back signals and pictures from all over the earth, and even sent some that sent back snapshots from other planets. Humans split the atom and created explosions so many megatons large that debris from them could be found on the other side of earth. China's own Three Gorges Dam redirected so much water that it will increase the length of earth's day by 0.06 microseconds and make the Earth only very slightly more round in the middle and flat on the top, shifting the pole position by about two centimeters! But somehow, someway, some people want you to think humans are so insignificant that we can't possibly have caused the temperatures of the earth to change drastically, though we have been filling it nonstop with carbon dioxide from chemical manipulations that are too insane and suicidal to mention. But somehow we're supposed to believe that praying to a deity that has given us no evidence of even existing is significant in power to fix these problems. And that is the ultimate reason why we can't have nice things. #x

June 25, 2014 at 12:34AM



Humans stripped the lands of topsoil causing an insane phenomenon known as the Dust Bowl. Humans have split two continents from each other in order to make waterways shorter. Humans have redirected so much water that lands have sunk from the draining of their water tables, salmon have come close to extinction for lack of accessible spawning beds, and many eon-old rivers have drained into nonexistence. Humans have filled the highest levels of the atmosphere, and beyond, with pieces of metal that send back signals and pictures from all over the earth, and even sent some that sent back snapshots from other planets. Humans split the atom and created explosions so many megatons large that debris from them could be found on the other side of earth. China's own Three Gorges Dam redirected so much water that it will increase the length of earth's day by 0.06 microseconds and make the Earth only very slightly more round in the middle and flat on the top, shifting the pole position by about two centimeters! But somehow, someway, some people want you to think humans are so insignificant that we can't possibly have caused the temperatures of the earth to change drastically, though we have been filling it nonstop with carbon dioxide from chemical manipulations that are too insane and suicidal to mention. But somehow we're supposed to believe that praying to a deity that has given us no evidence of even existing is significant in power to fix these problems. And that is the ultimate reason why we can't have nice things. #x

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

June 24, 2014 at 09:49PM

I'm screwing around on my Pandora account that I am going to start using again. I see they plug into Facebook now. Who's on there that wants to rock out with me and stuff?

Court ruling: parents don't have the right to send their unvaccinated kids to school

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A judge just ruled that the right to exercise one's religion doesn't trump the health of the community




Oh please please pleeeeeeeease be real and not a hoax. Let the #Antivax #Nutjobs cry. #x

Pat Boone Says That Obama Has Committed ‘High Crimes’ By Faking His Birth Certificate

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Pat Boone, who became famous in the 1950s for singing white-washed versions of black artists' songs, appeared on The Alan Colmes Show Monday. During the interview, Boone, who now fancies himself a political commentator, discussed President Obama's birth certificate.




That's nice, Pat. Now when do we discuss your high crimes of stupidity? #x

June 24, 2014 at 08:54PM


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Republican Voter Fraud Found as Scott Walker Supporter Charged With 13 Felonies In Wisconsin

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It turns out that voter fraud is real. A Republican Scott Walker supporter in Wisconsin has been charged with 13 felony counts related to voter fraud.




At what point do we burn these people at stakes? Just curious. #x

June 24, 2014 at 07:35PM

I have sockpuppet accounts. I do. However, I have them because I've put a lot of work into the blogs that have Facebook pages, and I do not want to lose those pages. Should Facebook feel the need to ban my account for some odd reason, those dummie accounts are also in charge of those pages, and I can simply resume control of them. Otherwise I never ever use them for anything, so they sit there. But I did just activate one for one simple reason. In an argument about circumcision, I was destroying these two nitwits whose arguments were infuriatingly stupid, so they blocked me. But apparently the conversation has continued, and from what everyone else in there is saying in response, I'm just itching like mad just to see what they're saying. Is that weird or creepy? Because if it is, good. I was afraid people might think I was normal there for a second.

Virginia Republicans Ban Opening Prayers from Pagans, Polytheists at Public Meetings

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Republicans really do think the First Amendment only applies to Christians.




I do so hope they'll also hold a sumble, a black mass, and a sweat lodge. You know, since we're talking about freedom for all religions. Right? Of course not. #b

Monday, June 23, 2014

June 23, 2014 at 09:16PM

Oh my, that thing about the guy shooting himself like an idiot... that offended some people. Well that's all nice and good, but when are we going to be more offended by guns guns everywhere guns rather than crying for an idiot that shot himself because he thinks bang-bangs are just oh so fun? Are you kidding me? #s

June 23, 2014 at 09:03PM



I used a generator to create an ambigram. One way it says RedSpider. Can you tell what it says the other way? And which is the clearest?

Ammosexual Second Amendmented Himself in the Head While Showing off His Gun (Video)

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You have to wonder if that haunting thought was going through 22-year-old Raymond Andrews' intelligently designed mind at dusk Friday evening.




"YA'LL WATCH THIS!" said the newest NC ghost. In ammosexuality, is this blasturbation? #x

Black Man Charged for Standing His Ground Against Cop in No-Knock Raid

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A Killeen, Texas, officer was shot dead in the early morning hours after attempting to execute a no-knock warrant. Is this a failure for the War on Drugs or gun proliferation -- or both?




Let's just call it what it is: the white person gun law. Because that's what's happening. #x

June 23, 2014 at 06:53PM

I've really become allergic to bullshit. People know better than to dish it to me. And if they don't know me, they learn it real quick. Two did earlier. And when they can't handle it, blocking me only means I've scored wins. Just as simple as that.

June 23, 2014 at 05:48PM



Seriously. Love it when they try to hedge their way out of their ass-kicking.

June 23, 2014 at 05:25PM



DO IT! DO IT, YOU DONKEY-COCK LICKING MONKEY FISTERS!!!

Obama erklärt in kürze die Neue Welt Ordnung 2014 ^^ - Zusammenschnitt

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http://ift.tt/1tB4Wcw - Die neue Weltordnung ist kein Mythos. Wir leben in einer Welt voller Lügen. US Präsident Obama erklärt, was die NWO für US...




Sean Hannity couldn't have edited this more deceitfully, and he's done quite a bit of that himself. Here's what's said in the actual speech, and you can see the all-caps portions are the only parts you hear in the video. What lying motherfucker made this? "Leaders and dignitaries of the European Union; representatives of our NATO Alliance; distinguished guests: We meet here at a moment of testing for Europe and the United States, AND FOR THE INTERNATIONAL ORDER THAT WE HAVE WORKED FOR GENERATIONS TO BUILD. "Throughout human history, societies have grappled with fundamental questions of how to organize themselves, the proper relationship between the individual and the state, the best means to resolve inevitable conflicts between states. And it was here in Europe, through centuries of struggle -- through war and Enlightenment, repression and revolution -- that a particular set of ideals began to emerge: The belief that through conscience and free will, each of us has the right to live as we choose. The belief that power is derived from the consent of the governed, and that laws and institutions should be established to protect that understanding. And those ideas eventually inspired a band of colonialists across an ocean, and they wrote them into the founding documents that still guide America today, including the simple truth that all men -- and women -- are created equal. "But those ideals have also been tested -- here in Europe and around the world. Those ideals have often been threatened by an older, more traditional view of power. This alternative vision argues that ORDINARY MEN AND WOMEN ARE TOO SMALL-MINDED TO GOVERN THEIR OWN AFFAIRS, THAT ORDER AND PROGRESS CAN ONLY COME WHEN INDIVIDUALS SURRENDER THEIR RIGHTS TO AN ALL-POWERFUL SOVEREIGN. Often, this alternative vision roots itself in the notion that by virtue of race or faith or ethnicity, some are inherently superior to others, and that individual identity must be defined by "us" versus "them," or that national greatness must flow not by what a people stand for, but by what they are against." The creator of this video is a lying liar who lies right out of his lie-hole.

June 23, 2014 at 05:13PM

HOLY CUNT-NUGGET FUCKING QUEEF-SNIFFING GODDAMNED FUCKING SON OF A SHIT-BAGGING BITCH-HOLE!!!!!!!!!! (This post is a safe place for you to get your frustrations of Monday out. Please, yell all the rage you have within you in the comments below. Lay it on hard!!! The ragiest rage gets my lifetime admiration.)

John Piper: ‘Game of Thrones’ Fans ‘Recrucifying Christ’

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John Piper, a pastor and author who says tornadoes are sent by God to punish sin, and who denounced the “Boston Strong” motto adopted after the marathon bombing as “evil” becau




Is "recrucifying Christ" good for the environment? #b

June 23, 2014 at 04:55PM

Some things you almost never hear or see on TV: "I want a closed concept floor plan in my new house." A woman who comes across a dead body and doesn't scream loudly. A drama or sitcom that has a character who doesn't believe in god anymore that doesn't end in him being totally real. A budget renovation show that doesn't use the phrase about one man's trash being another man's treasure, often in the intro. A show about men who make something for a living that doesn't have them sitting at the table praying eventually.

Betty White Finally Kicks the Bucket at 92

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The 92-year-old Hollywood icon was found submerged in the oval tub after hotel staff was called to check on a leak coming from the ceiling below her room.




NO, SHE'S NOT. PEOPLE, KNOCK IT OFF!

June 23, 2014 at 04:28PM



He’s a TOP!!! (No idea who made this one, but I love it! LOL)

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June 23, 2014 at 03:34PM



He's a TOP!!! #six

Women Unchained: Nancy Pelosi and Gloria Steinem Terrify the GOP By Calling On Women To Vote

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A panel of kick butt women rocked the DC Working Families Summit, with refreshing candor. It was moderated by Mika Brzenzinski, and included Democratic House Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), Dr. Judith Rodin, Katherine Phillips, Debra Lee and Gloria Steinem




Let's terrify them more: EVERYONE VOTE! #x

Students Walk out on Dick Cheney, Calling Him 'War Criminal' (VIDEO) - Liberals Unite

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Students, protesting Cheney's foreign policy, walked out as he was speaking at American University on Friday calling him a "War Criminal" as they departed.




What's wrong with this picture? They didn't all walk out. Or worse. They didn't waterboard his ass so he can feel the bliss of not being tortured. #x

Detroit Shuts Off Water To Thousands Of Broke Residents

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It's allegedly part of a scheme to "sweeten the pot" for private investors.




Still think privatization is a good idea? People now have no water because they can't pay crazy rates for it to line someone's pockets. Capitalism and freedumb, ya'll! #x

I Can’t Stand How Cute This Is — This Puppy Asks Permission To Snuggle. Adorable!

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This fluffy pup asks permission before getting on the couch and snuggling their favorite human. Polite and cute? Adorable.




This website has too much cuteness. TOO! MUCH! CUTENESS!!!

American Exchange Student Stuck in German Vagina Sculpture « KRON4 – San Francisco Bay Area News

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BERLIN (AP) — An American exchange student who got stuck in a giant vagina sculpture was freed by firefighters in southwestern Germany.




Oh Americans... twat the hell is wrong with them? #b

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Oh Pups, you may already know about this, but just in case... and that logo is HAWT! Pup Ajax, Pup Tracker, Clutch Pup, Pup Sparky, Pup Parker

David Barton Says San Antonio's Non-Discrimination Ordinance Has Criminalized Christianity

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Last fall, the city council in San Antonio, Texas passed a non-discrimination ordinance that added protections for sexual orientation and gender identity to the existing law. These sorts of non-discri




12 states still outlaw "sodomy." States outlawing Christianity: 0. Nice try, dickwad. #b

June 23, 2014 at 01:22PM



Well to be fair, this discards one huge chunk of religion, but not all of it. But it is a solid point about that chunk's fundies. #b

Physicist Offers $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Disprove Climate Change

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The global warming-denying Heartland Institute, meanwhile, is using $10,000 to entice content from organizations and scientists who question global warming.




None of those anti-climate science denial offers held up, but they failed to pay of course. Watch how this 10K stays safe, but media won't ever say a word. #x

June 23, 2014 at 12:10PM



Made this after being told it's my "OPINION" that it's genital mutilation for no reason. #b

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Made this after being told it's my "OPINION" that it's genital mutilation for no reason.

Michele Bachmann: Hillary Clinton ‘not commander in chief material’

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The Minnesota congresswoman takes on the former secretary of state.




Oh Michelle. First, Benghazi wasn't her failure. You just disqualified all Republicans who voted for funding reduction in embassy security. Also, "utter abject failure"? You don't make it magically come true by doubling down on adverbs, you clueless fag hag. #x

June 23, 2014 at 10:29AM



Some malarkey about oligarchy. I busted a nerd rhyme! #b

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Some malarkey about oligarchy. I busted a nerd rhyme!
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Can media player programs just NOT FUCKING KNOW HOW TO COUNT???

June 23, 2014 at 09:44AM


June 23, 2014 at 08:16AM

So in asking last night on all my places on the interwebs, the answer is no. Not a single person I know has the same phone type that I do. That makes me feel kinda special. Everyone's either a Samsung or an iPhone. The other day when I went into the phone store to sign in and upgrade our photo account to 65GB of storage, I also played with all the Samsung devices on display. Couldn't understand a single one of them. There's just too much bloat and fanciness. The S5 was like an alien device. I see Samsung still likes to add their own special Touchwiz tab that's in the way, having not learned how hated that was from the Behold II that I hated so much. I don't get it. But that's okay. When people want to hear a video on the phone, they turn to me. :)

Herman Cain urges supporters to 'outvote the stupid people'

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Remember Herman Cain? He's apparently still preoccupied with voter sophistication, which may not be the smartest way for him to go.




Cain thinks he's an ambassador of intelligence. In German I must say, nine nine nine! #x

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Christians Putting Bibles in Schools Flip Out After Atheists Hand Out Humanist Literature!

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Rather than take legal action, a Kentucky atheist group fought "revelation" with reason in the Casey County School District. When the Gideons group was allowe




Sigh... freedom of speech is only for Christians. Didn't you know that? #x

June 22, 2014 at 06:58PM

One million(th of their numerical claim) Moms hates it. Let's all make it the #1 viewed show to make them cry. #x One Million Moms Vs The Fosters http://ift.tt/1pR1jQw

June 22, 2014 at 06:54PM

Rubbing it in deeply! #x Watch: Outside NOM’s Gala, GetEQUAL Wishes Brian Brown A Happy ‘Retirement’ http://ift.tt/V3Dzw8

June 22, 2014 at 06:52PM

So if I call these regions red, I don't mean Republican. I mean bloodthirsty. #x http://ift.tt/1libfQ6

June 22, 2014 at 06:36PM

The lead-in to this post... PRICELESS! Well done, @DailyKos #x http://ift.tt/1uV5wR6

June 22, 2014 at 06:33PM

DEATH BY BACON! It's a BACOLANCHE! Wait, one more... finally someone found a way to have too much bacon! Okay I'm done. Truck Full of Pigs Overturns in Spain, Kills 2 Cyclists http://ift.tt/1pY9ue1

June 22, 2014 at 06:30PM

Here is a perfect example of that dumbling-down thing I just spoke about. #x Dick Cheney Asked If Obama Is Guilty Of Treason. Here Was His Response. http://ift.tt/T1iDUm

June 22, 2014 at 06:28PM

LOL... Puptastic Park! http://ift.tt/1j13LfX

June 22, 2014 at 06:26PM

New term: "dumbling down™" - when after it's pointed out to you how dumb what you said really is, you just double down the dumb statement and pretend you didn't see the proof of your idiocy. #x

Paper Writes Dumb Article About Senator's Dumb "Chemtrails" Hearing

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An Arizona state senator scheduled a hearing this week about the "chemtrails" epidemic plaguing the area around Lake Havasu. A local newspaper wrote about the conspiracy theory as if it were fact, and further down the anti-science rabbit hole we go.




BIG PHARMA'S FORCING EVIL VACCINATIONS ON YOU!!! THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SPRAYING UP THERE! Let facepalm. #b

June 22, 2014 at 06:17PM

I'm curious. Do any of you I'm my entourage have an HTC One, or is it just me and you're all on iPhones and Samsung monstrosities?

June 22, 2014 at 06:16PM

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Watch Pearl Jam Cover Frozen's “Let It Go” in Italy

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On Friday night in Italy, while playing an extended version of their song "Daughter," Pearl Jam--much like one out of every two cars that pass you on the street, and every child on the planet all the time--busted out a little "Let It Go."




Even Eddie can't stop singing it.

Sting Is Stingy, Won't Give Six Kids Any Trust Fund Money

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In a news story more boring than the music of Sting itself, Sting told The Mail in London that all his money is going away and he won't have any left to give to his six kids in a trust fund. He doesn't want the money to hang around their necks like an albatross, he says.




Must disagree. I like a great deal of his "boring" music and totally agree with his decision not to give them his millions. Why let them sail in life while other people leave their kids nothing? #b

June 22, 2014 at 05:06PM



My cigar has a Liza Minnelli spit curl.

June 22, 2014 at 05:06PM



My cigar has a Liza Minnelli spit curl.

GOP Sen. Ron Johnson: It costs too much to fund the VA

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The wars in Afghanistan and Iraq have cost us between $4 and $6 trillion dollars, but that is not the true cost of war. ...




It isn't a matter of money, but you can't have any so there! #x

Punk As Fuck Scientist Ejected From Concert For Crowdsurfing to Handel

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Dr. David Glowacki, a leading US scientist and research fellow at the Royal Society in London, was kicked out of the Bristol Old Vic venue after an attempt at crowdsurfing during Handel's Messiah.




Too school for cool!!! #b

President Obama creating task force to save bee population from collapse

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The Obama administration is taking steps to save bees from extinction. In a memorandum released on Friday, the White House is seeking to create a new task force to investigate the effects of new...




Now for the Republicans saying bees are from Satan must be destroyed. Glad to hear of this. #x

Mashed potato spillage closes Yorkshire road for five hours

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A busy Yorkshire road was closed by police for five hours on Saturday - after a lorry dropped its entire load of instant mashed potato.




No comment.

Saturday, June 21, 2014

Come To Daddy

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Aphex Twin




But even all Aphex Twin videos feel incredibly normal when compared to COME TO DADDY... what even I have to call the most WTF video ever.

In Rare Consensus, Sunnis and Shiites Tell Cheney to Shut Up

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Sunnis and Shiites have been seen reading the Cheneys’ op-ed then tearing it to shreds in a rage.




I think we can ALL agree that Cheney needs to stop making stupid sounds out of his word hole. #x

Bush Creates Painting of What He Imagines Iraq is Like Today

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The President did not read the news before composing his latest work. “I was never big on that,” he said.




I'm just glad Georgie didn't try to paint himself being told by God to invade. Pretty sure he'd make God look like Dog the Bounty Hunter. Thanks for the LOL, Borowitz! #x

Executive Orders

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The American Presidency Project contains the most comprehensive collection of resources pertaining to the study of the President of the United States. Compiled by John Woolley and Gerhard Peters




They're claiming 900+ executive orders? What, are they gonna change that number like Lansbury did in Manchurian Candidate, just to confuse and anger? #x

Mass Migrant Grave Found in Texas

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Scientists have spent days unearthing a mass grave containing the remains of unidentified migrants uncovered in Falfurrias, Texas. - 2014/06/21




People are dying. So you know it'll be both Obama's fault, and a liberal propaganda ploy for the socialist idea of erasing borders. Plus probably planted there to distract from Benghazi. Whatcha wanna bet? #x

June 21, 2014 at 02:03PM

I don't live online, contrary to popular opinion. I just lurk in, see something that needs my snark, magically appear to lay down some LULz, and like a flash, I........... sit down and pick on you some more.

Shostak: “I bet everyone a cup of coffee that we’ll find aliens within 25 years” | Space Facts –...

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The SETI Institute's Dr Seth Shostak tells us what will happen if we detect an alien signal




I'd bet him we won't. But that's a bet I want to lose, even if my prize is coffee. #b

June 21, 2014 at 01:48AM



Not sure when this was created, but I'm pretty sure *record scratch* BENGHAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! #x

Thursday, June 19, 2014

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In this extended episode, Chris D'Elia, Will Sasso and Bryan Callen list #RejectedThemeParkRides, write lyrics to 90s boy band songs and guess WTF or DTF.




This episode not only had the sexy Will Sasso, but the most hilarious boy-band segment, and an interesting question... what would Jesus tweet? Just out of curiosity, what DO you think he'd tweet? I'm gonna guess he'd say: "Being nailed to something hurt like hell, but it was less torturous than having to praise my dad 24/7. WTF dad? #EgoMuch?" #b

Friday, June 20, 2014

Six fundamental facts about the science of climate change

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Climatologist Michael Mann, who’s played a significant role in the development of a scientific consensus that the planet is warming and human




Especially number 5. Science is not up for a vote. Science is found out through the study. The 97% consensus they're talking about is not from a vote but from studies. #x

June 20, 2014 at 04:26PM

10 surprising things about penises. With a name like that, who doesn't wanna read? #b #six

Duck Dynasty On Welfare? Taxpayer Handouts Of $70K Per Week Estimated For Cast

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“Duck Dynasty,” though its stars have publicly expressed their conservative views, received hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxpayer-funded handouts.




Oh!!!! Those takers!!! #x

June 20, 2014 at 12:25PM



I got in trouble for posting this last week. So I'm posting it again. I like trouble! #x

June 20, 2014 at 11:48AM


Thursday, June 19, 2014

June 19, 2014 at 08:52PM



So we used meatballs instead of ground beef to make sloppy joe Hamburger Helper. Now my previous posts will make sense.

June 19, 2014 at 08:08PM

If we're not satisfied with the first serving we'll have sloppy seconds. Last hint.

June 19, 2014 at 07:55PM

So for dinner tonight we're eating Joe's balls.

June 19, 2014 at 07:32PM



liquorinthefront: Allstate has launched a beautiful campaign aimed at members of the LGBTQ community. Thanks, Allstate!

June 19, 2014 at 07:32PM



namastetoyoutoo: This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

Huckabee: Failure To Stop Gay Marriage Will Unleash God's Judgment Upon This Nation

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Mike Huckabee closed out the March for Marriage today with a speech dedicated primarily to excoriating the nation's judicial system for striking down various bans on gay marriage and demanding tha




Yeah but his judgment will be, "It's about damned time! I made buttsex for a reason, ya'll!" #b

BREAKING NEWS: Panting Dog Locked In A Hot Car Is Rescued, The Owner Got What He Deserved!

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How terrible, but I’m so glad the dog is okay! A Yellow Lab was locked in a car for several hours during the hottest part of a Texas afternoon. A woman noticed the dog in the car, and she immediately saw how hot he looked. She was so upset that she took a picture of [...]




A few things about this story that I find bothersome. First, I do recommend you get a picture first to prove why you did it. I don't recommend posting it first and then waiting for help. You can easily break the fucking window yourself. Second, stop saying "Good Samaritan." It's a stupid phrase that needs to die right now. Just say a good person. Being good does not make you Samaritan, which is actually a race of people, and stems from a racist story in the bible. Third, thank Facebook that justice was served. Because clearly the one who posted it wasn't going to do squat, and the people who saw the dog on Facebook were the ones who did this. And cops did the arresting. And that's IF this story is true. #b

BarkBox TV Commercial "Dog Butt. Sweet Sweet Dog Butt."

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The world's first commercial made JUST for dogs. Visit http://www.barkbox.com to get a monthly delivery of toys and treats for your pup!




I was NOT awake enough for this to come onto my TV this morning. But it did. And Ray did not believe me that there was a sweet, sweet dog butt commercial. He thought maybe I dreamed it. Not sure how to take that... lol.

June 19, 2014 at 02:01PM

Here's a game: name a website that you're stunned still exists since nobody uses it anymore, or ever did. Go! My answer is FRIENDFEED

13 Sentences That Never End Well

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Sometimes the beginning of a sentence will tell you all you need to know... Like, whether or not you should run in the opposite direction before it's over. Let's face it. Not all sentences are worth finishing. Scroll down for 13 examples of senten...




Missing: "Let me tell you something I know about the negro..." #x

Captured Benghazi Suspect Confirms Video Prompted Consulate Attack

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With the capture of Ahmed Abu Khattala it turns out that Susan Rice was correct all along and that the attack on Benghazi was indeed over a video.




Remember how Benghazi being based on a video is the worst lie every told by any president ever? Turns out, wasn't a lie. #x

Joe Rogan and Dan Savage agree: Antigay activists are ‘worried that dicks are delicious’

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Someone had to say it.




Posting because the headline is delicious! #b

June 19, 2014 at 12:10PM



This needs to be a couple million votes, and at least 90% voting HELL NO! #b

June 19, 2014 at 11:46AM



It's an update on that one about flying to moon vs. flying into buildings. I think it's far more accurate. #x

Judge denies Texas dads parental rights to biological twin sons

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FORT WORTH, Texas -- A judge in Texas has denied a same-sex couple's petition to adopt their month-old twin boys. Jason Hannah and Joe Riggs are the proud fathers of twins Lucas and Ethan, who were born of the same surrogate mother. Each biologically fathered one of the twins, and the boys — who are…




Pro-family Texas breaks up another family for Jesus. #x

June 19, 2014 at 11:08AM



Village of the Dumbed #x

June 19, 2014 at 11:02AM

This just in...over 24 hours later, and that gay conservative person did NOT show me what thousands of years of people of things of stuff know he's able to do. In fact, he's said nothing. So that was an empty threat? Who'dathunk, other than everyone on earth?

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Arkansas town bans pagan temple after finding out it’s not Christian: Your ‘God isn’t my God’

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The high priest of an Arkansas temple said that the city of Beebe ordered him to close after finding out that his religion was pagan, not Christian.




Remember, the Constitution only protects Christianity. Says the stupid fucking town of Beebe, Arkansas. #b

Rape victims say Bob Jones University told them to repent | Al Jazeera America

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Former students at "the fortress of faith" who reported sexual abuse say they were told they had sinned




How DARE you get raped! Don't you know Jesus died for you? (Bob Jones U, everybody) #b

5-year-old Kentucky boy fatally shoots 2-year-old sister

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A Kentucky boy accidentally shot and killed his 2-year-old sister with the .22-caliber rifle he got for his birthday, state officials said.




Hope she knows that it's okay, because it's the price of freedumb. #x

The Persecution Myth: New Report Takes On The Right's Deceptive Rallying Cry

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Every day we hear figures on the Religious Right declaring that conservative Christians in America are being persecuted by a government that has embraced, in the words of Samuel Rodriguez, “secu




"None of these stories is true. But each has become a stock tale for Religious Right broadcasters, activists, and in some cases elected officials . . . This narrative has become an important rallying cry for a movement that has found itself on the losing side of many of the so-called 'culture wars.' By reframing political losses as religious oppression, the Right has attempted to build a justification for turning back advances in gay rights, reproductive rights and religious liberty for minority faiths." #x

The Persecution Myth: New Report Takes On The Right's Deceptive Rallying Cry

Every day we hear figures on the Religious Right declaring that conservative Christians in America are being persecuted by a government that has embraced, in the words of Samuel Rodriguez, “secu

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"None of these stories is true. But each has become a stock tale for Religious Right broadcasters, activists, and in some cases elected officials . . . This narrative has become an important rallying cry for a movement that has found itself on the losing side of many of the so-called 'culture wars.' By reframing political losses as religious oppression, the Right has attempted to build a justification for turning back advances in gay rights, reproductive rights and religious liberty for minority faiths." #x

The Rude Pundit: Father and Daughter Cheney Can Go Suck a Dick

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Yeah, I know I just shared this link, but on second thought, I wanted to share this portion of it as well: "And we need to bring former Vice President Dick Cheney before those families and have him tell the truth . . . Then, we should let the families do what they want. Maybe they'd let him go. Maybe they'd tear him limb from hideous limb. Maybe they'd rip out his machine heart and fuck the hole left behind, jizzing into his sternum." Lee Poppa does NOT hold back! #x

The Rude Pundit: Father and Daughter Cheney Can Go Suck a Dick

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Absolutely true. Iraq was a total waste. A lie. A sham. For nothing. Let's stop pretending. #x

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Yeah, I know I just shared this link, but on second thought, I wanted to share this portion of it as well: "And we need to bring former Vice President Dick Cheney before those families and have him tell the truth . . . Then, we should let the families do what they want. Maybe they'd let him go. Maybe they'd tear him limb from hideous limb. Maybe they'd rip out his machine heart and fuck the hole left behind, jizzing into his sternum." Lee Poppa does NOT hold back! #x

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Absolutely true. Iraq was a total waste. A lie. A sham. For nothing. Let's stop pretending. #x

Socialized medicine: British National Health Service is world’s best healthcare system

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The NHS has been declared the world’s best healthcare system by an international panel of experts who rated its care superior to countries which spend far more on health.




World's best healthcare system is governmental? Why who'dathunkit??? #x

Socialized medicine: British National Health Service is world’s best healthcare system

The NHS has been declared the world’s best healthcare system by an international panel of experts who rated its care superior to countries which spend far more on health.

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World's best healthcare system is governmental? Why who'dathunkit??? #x

O_O

Went back to Verizon store and pretended to want to play with the M8 out of curiosity. In actuality I went back to sign in to Google Drive on their device to get 65 extra Gigabytes for Ray and my drive where we store our photos. Although someone must've told them people were doing things like this, because they have a Google account of their own that the sign their devices into now, and it doesn't give you that option if you have an account already signed in. Can't stop me though. Just logged their device off of their account, then restarted the device. Then I logged in with ours on Drive and got it. Logged back out, and here I am with 65 extra gigs on our drive. Yeeehaw!

Went back to Verizon store and pretended to want to play with the M8 out of curiosity. In actuality I went back to sign in to Google Drive on their device to get 65 extra Gigabytes for Ray and my drive where we store our photos. Although someone must've told them people were doing things like this, because they have a Google account of their own that the sign their devices into now, and it doesn't give you that option if you have an account already signed in. Can't stop me though. Just logged their device off of their account, then restarted the device. Then I logged in with ours on Drive and got it. Logged back out, and here I am with 65 extra gigs on our drive. Yeeehaw!

Went back to Verizon store and pretended to want to play with the M8 out of curiosity. In actuality I went back to sign in to Google Drive on their device to get 65 extra Gigabytes for Ray and my drive where we store our photos. Although someone must've told them people were doing things like this, because they have a Google account of their own that the sign their devices into now, and it doesn't give you that option if you have an account already signed in. Can't stop me though. Just logged their device off of their account, then restarted the device. Then I logged in with ours on Drive and got it. Logged back out, and here I am with 65 extra gigs on our drive. Yeeehaw!

Free? Starbucks tuition program receives criticism

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Starbucks' announcement that it's offering a free college education to all employees has received criticism from several educational policy experts about the scope of its benefits.




Starbucks pulled an Oprah: You get a college tuition! And you get free tuition! Every! Body! Gets! Tuition! And of course, it's made a lot of people pissed off, because of course people hate people getting stuff or something. You figure it out. I'm gonna go get some coffee. #x

Free? Starbucks tuition program receives criticism

Starbucks' announcement that it's offering a free college education to all employees has received criticism from several educational policy experts about the scope of its benefits.

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Starbucks pulled an Oprah: You get a college tuition! And you get free tuition! Every! Body! Gets! Tuition! And of course, it's made a lot of people pissed off, because of course people hate people getting stuff or something. You figure it out. I'm gonna go get some coffee. #x

Ray RedSpider • So apparently in 24 hours I’m gonna get a woken...

So apparently in 24 hours I’m gonna get a woken bear come after me and show me what thousands for years know he can do with his furrball he brings out from hiding. COHERENCE!!!

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Ahhhh... the posts of a gay Republican. One who thinks I'm incoherent, but who is going to in 24 hours show me what for years thousands have known he can do with a furball that he brings out to show me and stuff. And I shouldn't have woken a sleepy bear who's about to go to bed, so... wait... what???

Ray RedSpider • So apparently in 24 hours I’m gonna get a woken...

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So apparently in 24 hours I’m gonna get a woken bear come after me and show me what thousands for years know he can do with his furrball he brings out from hiding. COHERENCE!!!




Ahhhh... the posts of a gay Republican. One who thinks I'm incoherent, but who is going to in 24 hours show me what for years thousands have known he can do with a furball that he brings out to show me and stuff. And I shouldn't have woken a sleepy bear who's about to go to bed, so... wait... what???

O_O

Holy whackadoodle, batman. Apparently I am the way I am because I'm a socialist and someone's gonna show me what thousands of years know he's capable of doing when he pulls his furball out. I have no idea what that means, but it comes from someone who accused me of being incoherent, so...

Holy whackadoodle, batman. Apparently I am the way I am because I'm a socialist and someone's gonna show me what thousands of years know he's capable of doing when he pulls his furball out. I have no idea what that means, but it comes from someone who accused me of being incoherent, so...

Holy whackadoodle, batman. Apparently I am the way I am because I'm a socialist and someone's gonna show me what thousands of years know he's capable of doing when he pulls his furball out. I have no idea what that means, but it comes from someone who accused me of being incoherent, so...

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

D*ck Maintenance - Banned Commercial!

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Not one single thing right about this... lol

D*ck Maintenance - Banned Commercial!

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Not one single thing right about this... lol

"THE LOST SKELETON WALKS AMONG US" LARRY BLAMIRE SCIFICOMEDY

Sequel to the sequel to the cult comic hit THE LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA wraps up epic trilogy culminating in a giant monster battle.

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YES!!!!!! WE WANT MOAR LOST SKELETON!!!!!

"THE LOST SKELETON WALKS AMONG US" LARRY BLAMIRE SCIFICOMEDY

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Sequel to the sequel to the cult comic hit THE LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA wraps up epic trilogy culminating in a giant monster battle.




YES!!!!!! WE WANT MOAR LOST SKELETON!!!!!

Texas Judge Rules Gay Fathers' Names Cannot Appear On Biological Children's Birth Certificates |...

Texas Judge Rules Gay Fathers' Names Cannot Appear On Biological Children's Birth CertificatesJonathan Higbee | June 17, 2014The biological fathers of two twin boys (each fathered one of the eggs) will not be legally recognized as dads thanks to a ruling just handed down by a Texas family judge. Jas…

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ASSHOLES. Texas, you better vote these fuckers out or I'm renouncing that state as my birthplace. #x

Fox News Suggests Obama Captured Benghazi Suspect To Boost Hillary’s Book Tour

It's all for Hillary.

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Not only that, but they conspired to align the stars so that Hillary would run for president when Gemini supernovas. FOX, SHUT THE FUCK UP! #x

Gay bears enjoy oral sex, according to scientists - Attitude Magazine

Oral sex is usually regarded as a response to stress in animals, but the scientists reported that the bears appeared to engage in the activity for pleasure.

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I have no words. Other than maybe "Duh!"

Texas Judge Rules Gay Fathers' Names Cannot Appear On Biological Children's Birth Certificates |...

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Texas Judge Rules Gay Fathers' Names Cannot Appear On Biological Children's Birth CertificatesJonathan Higbee | June 17, 2014The biological fathers of two twin boys (each fathered one of the eggs) will not be legally recognized as dads thanks to a ruling just handed down by a Texas family judge. Jas…




ASSHOLES. Texas, you better vote these fuckers out or I'm renouncing that state as my birthplace. #x

Fox News Suggests Obama Captured Benghazi Suspect To Boost Hillary’s Book Tour

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It's all for Hillary.




Not only that, but they conspired to align the stars so that Hillary would run for president when Gemini supernovas. FOX, SHUT THE FUCK UP! #x

Gay bears enjoy oral sex, according to scientists - Attitude Magazine

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Oral sex is usually regarded as a response to stress in animals, but the scientists reported that the bears appeared to engage in the activity for pleasure.




I have no words. Other than maybe "Duh!"

Obama's been president, but we keep blaming Bush. Why? Well... for good fucking reason... #x



Obama's been president, but we keep blaming Bush. Why? Well... for good fucking reason... #x

Obama's been president, but we keep blaming Bush. Why? Well... for good fucking reason... #x



Obama's been president, but we keep blaming Bush. Why? Well... for good fucking reason... #x

O_O

How many of you really still use LiveJournal and are actually active on it? Leave your username if you are.

How many of you really still use LiveJournal and are actually active on it? Leave your username if you are.

How many of you really still use LiveJournal and are actually active on it? Leave your username if you are.

Pat Robertson Rips Bush For Causing Latest Iraq Crisis: 'We Were Sold A Bill Of Goods!'

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Televangelist Pat Robertson on Monday blasted former President George W. Bush for selling Americans a "bill of goods" before the Iraq invasion, which led to the violence that is currently sweeping across the country.




Not the first time Robertson said something right. Just, I dunno, maybe the second. #x

Pat Robertson Rips Bush For Causing Latest Iraq Crisis: 'We Were Sold A Bill Of Goods!'

Televangelist Pat Robertson on Monday blasted former President George W. Bush for selling Americans a "bill of goods" before the Iraq invasion, which led to the violence that is currently sweeping across the country.

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Not the first time Robertson said something right. Just, I dunno, maybe the second. #x

SLAM!!!!!!!!!!! POINTS!!!!!! #x



SLAM!!!!!!!!!!! POINTS!!!!!! #x

These are the awesomest awesome thing that ever awesomed!



These are the awesomest awesome thing that ever awesomed!

SLAM!!!!!!!!!!! POINTS!!!!!! #x



SLAM!!!!!!!!!!! POINTS!!!!!! #x

These are the awesomest awesome thing that ever awesomed!



These are the awesomest awesome thing that ever awesomed!

If you can see this, you're on my closest, most trusted friends list. And I did a lot of soul searching about writing this post before I finally came to the conclusion to do it. It involves my ex, Ernie, although his real name is James. I say this because it's probably part of the problem. Ernie was a drug user a long time ago before he was straightened out. I recall, vaguely, him telling me about those days, and how he didn't miss them because he did a lot of dangerous things. Then apparently his partner, Bert (which is why he started being known as Ernie), helped him get straightened out. He was with Bert for 20+ years until Bert died, and he was really never over him while he and I were together. I think it's caused him to fall into a self-destruction pattern that I only became aware of recently, though I think it started before I left Tucson. Ernie is using again. Meth was found in his room. A friend of mine took him in but has had to make him leave. Ernie apparently cheated him badly and took advantage of him to such a degree that he almost lost his home. I wouldn't say anything, but he is in such denial (having admitted to using "recreational drugs" when I confronted him) and in such a mindset, that he's hurting people around him. This is why I'm warning people. He is not to be trusted right now. I don't know that I really could trust him much at all during the majority of time that I knew him. I feel stupid that I didn't see him using again as a possibility. The only thing I knew to do was to confront him, let him know he knows damned well that this is a mistake, and that I will not permit him to do what he's doing, which is to blame yet another friend of mine for his predicament, which he's been doing quite publicly. My confrontation to Ernie was, after all, in response to a message he sent me saying that that friend is why he was kicked out from his room. That is absolutely false. He also insists to me that he and his friends can handle the "recreational drugs" and that I'd be surprised how many functioning people do them. No I won't. And his hurting of people around him proves he simply cannot handle them at all. I do care about him, but I cannot have anything to do with him right now, and I suggest others do the same. You know how people have to hit rock bottom before they can wake up. It's even more true when those who sympathize and try to help become the targets of his destruction. I didn't know if I was going to say anything, but after giving it thought, I realized I had to, for the sake of anybody who might get involved and hurt. Please be careful, and of course, be strong and smart.

If you can see this, you're on my closest, most trusted friends list. And I did a lot of soul searching about writing this post before I finally came to the conclusion to do it. It involves my ex, Ernie, although his real name is James. I say this because it's probably part of the problem. Ernie was a drug user a long time ago before he was straightened out. I recall, vaguely, him telling me about those days, and how he didn't miss them because he did a lot of dangerous things. Then apparently his partner, Bert (which is why he started being known as Ernie), helped him get straightened out. He was with Bert for 20+ years until Bert died, and he was really never over him while he and I were together. I think it's caused him to fall into a self-destruction pattern that I only became aware of recently, though I think it started before I left Tucson. Ernie is using again. Meth was found in his room. A friend of mine took him in but has had to make him leave. Ernie apparently cheated him badly and took advantage of him to such a degree that he almost lost his home. I wouldn't say anything, but he is in such denial (having admitted to using "recreational drugs" when I confronted him) and in such a mindset, that he's hurting people around him. This is why I'm warning people. He is not to be trusted right now. I don't know that I really could trust him much at all during the majority of time that I knew him. I feel stupid that I didn't see him using again as a possibility. The only thing I knew to do was to confront him, let him know he knows damned well that this is a mistake, and that I will not permit him to do what he's doing, which is to blame yet another friend of mine for his predicament, which he's been doing quite publicly. My confrontation to Ernie was, after all, in response to a message he sent me saying that that friend is why he was kicked out from his room. That is absolutely false. He also insists to me that he and his friends can handle the "recreational drugs" and that I'd be surprised how many functioning people do them. No I won't. And his hurting of people around him proves he simply cannot handle them at all. I do care about him, but I cannot have anything to do with him right now, and I suggest others do the same. You know how people have to hit rock bottom before they can wake up. It's even more true when those who sympathize and try to help become the targets of his destruction. I didn't know if I was going to say anything, but after giving it thought, I realized I had to, for the sake of anybody who might get involved and hurt. Please be careful, and of course, be strong and smart.

Juan Manuel Hernandez



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Here, everyone, this person named Juan Manuel Hernandez is using a friend's photo, and the friend didn't want this visible to his family. I made the mistake of tagging him so he'd know about it, and apologized to remove it. Do me a favor, go bother him so that he'll take the pic down and use his own pic, and NO TAGGING: http://ift.tt/1ieGWds

O_O

You know, on Facebook you can easily get people kicked off or punished for stupid shit, but when someone is using my friend's photo as though it's his own for his profile pic, there is NO WAY to report this to Facebook. You can only tell the person to stop it, or tell your friend so he can tell them to stop it. That's all. Can you fucking believe that? Can that be any more fucking stupid???

You know, on Facebook you can easily get people kicked off or punished for stupid shit, but when someone is using my friend's photo as though it's his own for his profile pic, there is NO WAY to report this to Facebook. You can only tell the person to stop it, or tell your friend so he can tell them to stop it. That's all. Can you fucking believe that? Can that be any more fucking stupid???

You know, on Facebook you can easily get people kicked off or punished for stupid shit, but when someone is using my friend's photo as though it's his own for his profile pic, there is NO WAY to report this to Facebook. You can only tell the person to stop it, or tell your friend so he can tell them to stop it. That's all. Can you fucking believe that? Can that be any more fucking stupid???

Juan Manuel Hernandez

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Here, everyone, this person named Juan Manuel Hernandez is using a friend's photo, and the friend didn't want this visible to his family. I made the mistake of tagging him so he'd know about it, and apologized to remove it. Do me a favor, go bother him so that he'll take the pic down and use his own pic, and NO TAGGING: http://ift.tt/1ieGWds

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Your supergeek of the day.

Jim Parsons fired from \'The Big Bang Theory\'

The actor was attending a conference in a Los Angeles when he suddenly insulted and tossed a drunken heckler to his co-stars ...

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People, in the future, if you see "GOOGONLINE" as the source, it's bullshit. And really, they haven't done a funny one ever. It's always that someone is dead or someone's fired. You and I know damned well Big Bang is nothing without Sheldon. #b

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Your supergeek of the day.

Jim Parsons fired from \'The Big Bang Theory\'

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The actor was attending a conference in a Los Angeles when he suddenly insulted and tossed a drunken heckler to his co-stars ...




People, in the future, if you see "GOOGONLINE" as the source, it's bullshit. And really, they haven't done a funny one ever. It's always that someone is dead or someone's fired. You and I know damned well Big Bang is nothing without Sheldon. #b

See The Unfathomable Charges Tea-Party Politician Was Just Arrested For

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Remember, laws don't pertain to you if you hate them, said no court ever. #x
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Prep before your praise! JESUS!!!!




Praisin' yo HAIR OFF!!! #b

O_O

Just busted one of those guys who use photos of your friends instead of themselves.

Just busted one of those guys who use photos of your friends instead of themselves.

Just busted one of those guys who use photos of your friends instead of themselves.