Thursday, July 17, 2014

July 17, 2014 at 02:41PM

I think that I can safely say that the best heavy metal song that will ever be written, past present and future, will one day be called "I Hump My Stuffed Zebra Because You Don't Love Me." ...........(waits a second)........ oh good, I was right. I could safely say it. I just said it, and I didn't hurt myself as I did so. How you guys doing?