Wednesday, July 2, 2014

JC Penney wins Supreme Court victory, may sacrifice employees to Cthulhu.

http://zite.to/1qzLPkc

You knew this was coming, right? Citing the newly-established precedent of corporate-religious exemption, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled Tuesday in favor of JCPenney, upholding the company's right to sacrifice pure-hearted employees in order to assuage the Dread Lord Cthulhu, Bringer of Madness.




Now THIS is how satire is done. #x