Thursday, July 31, 2014

My baby thought about going for Mongolian BBQ but I was more in the mood for Tha...

My baby thought about going for Mongolian BBQ but I was more in the mood for Thai. Good call. There's a place here that does my favorite (Panang Curry beef, ftw) with LOTS of those basil leaves floating on top, but their recipe adds eggplant. I didn't expect that. Turns out eggplant in that sauce is divine. I swear the Thai were geniuses. When the Americas were 'discovered' and all that, and all those ingredients the eastern hemisphere didn't previously flooded through, many countries came up with some interesting concoctions with them. Italians used the fuck out of tomatoes with all those noodles they stole from the Chinese, and the Irish went nuts with potatoes, while the Russians just drank them, and the English enjoyed..... um..... blandness. But the Thai's use of peanuts, peppers, and a bunch of other tasties, just proves they played better with the new flavor palates than India did. While the Mongols just froze everything and put it onto a buffet for you to fill a bowl and hand it to a Hispanic guy who'll hibache it into oblivion for you. Okay, now I think I'm hungry for Mongolian BBQ. Or maybe I just need some ice cream and to stop saying stupid things only white people think are funny.

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

So tired of the pathetic attempt of tu quoque that hateful rightwingers use agai...

So tired of the pathetic attempt of tu quoque that hateful rightwingers use against liberals when we fight back. Someone else made one of these just like I did. #x


If you think you're being "rugged individuals" by supporting the regime that's p...

If you think you're being "rugged individuals" by supporting the regime that's put more people on welfare, you're delusional. #x


July 30, 2014 at 02:33AM

Alright, this time for real. Nite!

July 30, 2014 at 02:27AM

Especially since it's driving them CRAZY!

July 30, 2014 at 02:04AM

Well, I sure did let time get by me. It's 2 in the morning. Off to bed with me.

Lawsuit: CHP officer falsified reports after being filmed pummelling 51-year-old woman

Attorneys for the 51-year-old woman filmed as she was pummelled by a California Highway Patrol officer earlier this month said in a lawsuit that the officer omitted that detail from his report on the incident, KTLA-TV reported.

So many stories of cops killing dogs and beating up defenseless old people. Tell me more about these good guys with guns. #x

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Cop Loses Robber After Good Guy With Gun Tries To Help, Shoots Wildly Towards Him

A man with a concealed carry permit thought he could help when he observed a foot chase between a police officer and a suspected armed robber. The man began opening fire at the robber, but bullets ...

Thank you, good guy with a gun. You're a big help! You go away now. #x

Pat Robertson: Gays Are Demanding Christians 'Have Open Sex With Anybody' Or Leave America

Pat Robertson is back to his lies in the name of Christ once again, today claiming that "the gays" are threatening Christians by demanding they have "open sex with anyone" or leave America.

Oh honey, you flatter yourselves far too much. #x

July 29, 2014 at 09:54PM

I apologize in advance. #w

BOOM! North Carolina Couple Trolls Anti-Abortion Protesters, Shuts Them Down!

This North Carolina couple found a great way to get rid of those nasty anti-abortion protesters: With humor and funny signs.

Let's start doing this nationwide. What would your sign say? Mine would say, "I HAVE A BIG SIGN!" #x

July 29, 2014 at 09:03PM

Best demonstration I've ever heard describing their differences. #x

Barack Obama Must Die

This page in no way condones violence in anyway and is only proving a scientific fact that everyone must die someday Visitor's Office: 202-456-2121

Let's report this page. And then flood it with all kinds of creamy liberal goodness! #x

July 29, 2014 at 05:47PM

Stephen Colbert FTW #b

Monday, July 28, 2014

Nikki Glaser, Phil Hanley and Joe DeRosa find out who posted pictures of their terrifyingly veiny legs, list #DogMovies and judge the @midnight Vinetern semi-finalists.

Nikki is always awesome on this show. But this time her final punchline in the last round is so awesome it almost broke Chris. Excellent episode from start to finish. Even if you do need to wash the Juggalo video from your eyes a little.

The Washington Post Delivers A Knock-Out Punch To Sarah Palin - Liberals Unite

Sarah Palin finds herself on the losing end of a War of Words with The Washington Post receiving a knock-out punch in the first round.

Damn! Palin's not gonna walk right for a month! #x

"Vast methane plumes escaping from the seafloor" discovered in Siberian Arctic Sea

"Vast methane plumes escaping from the seafloor" discovered in Siberian Arctic Sea

CO2 was just step one. It warms us enough to allow for methane to escape, which is a far worse greenhouse gas, accelerating heating. We could be fucked here very quickly. #x

WATCH: Bill Maher Bashes Republicans Over Border Crisis With Epic Dr. Seuss Parody

Oh, the places Bill Maher just went. The host of HBO’s “Real Time” took on the border crisis and Tea Party Republicans with an epic Dr. Seuss parody on Friday ...

I'd love it if @Bill Maher actually published this book and gave proceeds to some cause that helped the kids. #x

Bible Studies from an Asshole: …and you all may have any gun you want, no matter how many people...

To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining, the Militia, and for governing such Part of them as may be employed in the Service of the United States, reserving to the States respectively, the Appointment of the Officers, and the Authority of training the Militia according to the discipline p…

I just want to remind people, the 2nd Amendment isn't as simplistic as anybody wants it to be, and every single word of it has been nullified by history. All I'm saying is, it's time to have a new amendment on the issue. #x

Do People Only Use 10 Percent of Their Brains?

What's the matter with only exploiting a portion of our gray matter?

I enjoyed the movie, but I went in knowing it was hogwash. It's been known for a long time. It's actually quite retro-sensible. It's as though we evolved a brain that can destroy the universe long before we learned to use it. You don't evolve something before you use it. You evolve something as you use it. "Although it's true that at any given moment all of the brain's regions are not concurrently firing, brain researchers using imaging technology have shown that, like the body's muscles, most are continually active over a 24-hour period." But I understand the confusion given how many Teabaggers I've met. #b

Outside Lands - August 8-10, 2014 : Music - Food - Wine - Beer - Art

San Francisco's Outside Lands Music and Arts Festival. The Outside Lands Music & Arts Festival takes place in San Francisco's historic Golden Gate Park every August with dozens of bands and attractions. From singer-songwriters to DJs, jazz acts and cutting edge rock bands, all major music movements…

Dear Outside Lands Music Festival, I'm understanding this is a music concert. Could you please explain to me why your event has then decided to show prejudice against a man with tattoos and a beard because you say, and I quote, "He looks like a biker"? My partner is a hairdresser and barber of 30 years. He's been doing it long than he has not, and his reputation speaks for itself. Your event asked him to be there for a barber/hairdresser booth and they even asked him to find others to help. And he did. He delivered some great names to do this position. This morning he got the call that he will not be accepted after he's done all that work for you, and he's already cancelled his appointments for those days. This means he will not get paid a dime and will take a huge loss in his income thanks to you. I demand you compensate Ray Middling of UR-Attitude for what he's done for you already, and the expectation you gave to him, only to be met with your prejudice and careless dismissal. This is not acceptable.

Monday, July 28, 2014

UFC Fighter Kyle Kingsbury Bends Over To 'Legalize Gay' At Weigh In | Instinct

UFC Fighter Kyle Kingsbury Bends Over To 'Legalize Gay' At Weigh InNigel Campbell | July 28, 2014UFC fighter Kyle Kingsbury is making his support for gay marriage very clear!Kingsbury expressed his support in a way that couldn't be missed during the FOX 12 weigh-in event in San Jose! We got it, Kyle…

Mmmmm.......... I'd hit it! #b

Stunning technique..

Greg Louganis couldn't have done it better.

Creationist group to ask Kentucky taxpayers for help building Noah’s ark theme park

A creationist group will ask state officials again for tax incentives to help build their long-planned Noah’s ark theme park in northern Kentucky.

Because THAT's not socialist at ALL! #x


I don't need one of these. I AM one of these.

July 28, 2014 at 10:51PM

I have legitimate complaints about liberals, but this is not a legitimate one. I have legitimate reason to be sick of the constant, irrational liberal bashing this country does. That is one thing that I am most sick of. That is what has destroyed any and all ability to discuss issues in this country, first and foremost. Not liberals reacting to hatred, but hatred itself. You can complain about our use of -isms when you on the right stop the McCarthyist screamings against Marxism and Communism and Socialism against anybody you disagree with. And when you can get the Right to quit that (and quit the hatred they do in fact have towards anybody different), then we can talk. Again. For once. #x

George Will stuns Fox panel: ‘Preposterous’ that U.S. can’t shelter child refugees from violence

"We ought to say to these children, ‘Welcome to America, you’re going to go to school, and get a job, and become American."

So all Fox people in lockstep think one thing... except this person. According to them, he "doesn't understand the border" and that "it has to mean something." Yes. It means a line between countries. Apparently the rest of the planet doesn't understand their borders, since none of the other countries would send redneck assholes to the border to yell at escaping 8-year-olds as though they're murdering dog-fight ringleaders. #x

Orthodox Jews with herpes need to stop applying ‘direct oral suction’ to baby penises

Two New York City infants were diagnosed with herpes after undergoing a traditional Orthodox Jewish circumcision, NBC4 reports.

First, it's penis mutilation, so that's stupid. But that they celebrate going this extra mile of twisted is just nuts. #b

Bill Maher Annihilates GOP’er Lying About Obama, ‘What the F*ck Does That Mean?’ (Video)

"That's why we should impeach him," laughed Maher, "He didn't buy French helicopters."

Please stop saying people are "annihilated" or "destroyed" in arguments. These idiots were simply embarrassed and properly belittled. #x

U.S. Congressman Mistakes U.S. Gov't Officials For Indian Officials (VIDEO)

In an extraordinary -- and extraordinarily awkward -- failure of basic situational awareness, a U.S. congressman apparently mistook American government officials for Indian government officials during a congressional hearing.

"Okay, let's see some progress," he says. To an AMERICAN INDIAN. About the country of India. Thinks he made a big-boy move. Nice job! #x

BREAKING: U.S. appeals court rules Virginia same-sex marriage ban unconstitutional

A federal appeals court in Richmond has ruled that Virginia's ban on same-sex marriage is unconstitutional.

Dear haters... aren't you tired of losing this obvious fight? #x

Satanists want to use Hobby Lobby decision to exempt women from anti-abortion laws

In a statement, the Satanic Temple said that it will use the Supreme Court’s recent Hobby Lobby decision to exempt its believers from state-mandated informed consent laws that require women considering abortions to read pro-life material.

Can of worms? You can always count on Satanists to point out the HUGE flaws in religious hypocrisy. #x

July 28, 2014 at 12:46AM

A day of lots of mostly naked hairy guys... being mostly naked all day myself... nearly molesting a few of them in public... almost being thrown out of what used to be the raunchiest bar in the city because someone was making me happy in a very nasty way... PRICELESS DAY.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

July 27, 2014 at 08:26PM

I'm at the Lone Star Saloon with..... well, whoever this is. I don't know him. That's ok, he doesn't know I'm posting his ass.

Saturday, July 26, 2014

July 26, 2014 at 08:44PM

I first knew he was trustworthy when I saw how much his pets loved him. That's always a good indication. He is very loving to his animals, so you can only imagine how spoiled I feel.

July 26, 2014 at 12:09PM

I do not like the cone of shame, said the tree. #lol

July 26, 2014 at 12:02PM

There's this thing about voting and rebellion going around. I added color and improved it. You're welcome. #x

July 26, 2014 at 11:53AM

Kinda zombied out, even though Walking Dead is quite intriguing still. Think I'm gonna download and catch up to all the Through the Wormhole episodes I've missed instead. I think Freeman's appearance in Lucy last night and Tyson's appearance on Bill Maher put me in the mood for really smart science from really smart black guys. It'll help balance out all the really stupid ideas shouted at me from angry white fuckers who think astrophyics is the class where astronauts go to learn sportsmanship. #b

Bill Maher Asks Neil DeGrasse Tyson Why Republicans Don’t Really Like Him

When astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson dropped by Real Time tonight, Bill Maher couldn't resist showing him a National Review cover story about Tyson called Smarter Than Thou, about the cult of Tyson and puffed-up 'nerd' culture in America. And Maher had a simple question for Tyson: why does he thi…

I'm watching this now. Neil got fired up about one point where he looked like he just wanted to get a sword and go on an adventure. Okay, I think he's adorable anyway, but that just made him super cute. Like, a pug that wants to get the laser pointer dot cute. I love this man! #b

Portrait of Naked Man Ignites Controversy on Streets of New York

A photograph of a nude male in a downtown Manhattan gallery's front window has drawn protests from neighborhood parents and schoolteachers requesting its removal.

It's a penis. Your kid can handle it. Too bad you cannot. Get over it. Humans are stupid. #b

Quantum Mechanics -- It Does Not Mean What You Think It Means

Quantum mechanics is a beautiful, and still-controversial, idea. It is rightly popular. What's not right is the way people use it to justify any stupid idea in their novels, their TV shows, or their personal philosophies. "Quantum" is a terrible way to make something sound future-ish and it needs to…

I absolutely agree. I get so tired of people telling me that I manifest my destiny because quernterm phyrzercs. #b

July 26, 2014 at 12:43AM

Just saw Lucy. That was fun! And the moral of the story is, DRUGS WILL MAKE YOU BECOME GOD!!!!!! #b

STFUGOP • Trolls on Google+, as usual, Obama bashing all the...

Trolls on Google+, as usual, Obama bashing all the live long day, but with absolutely no facts. The cat Gif is because that cat’s counter-attack is as dumbfounding to me as Mike’s.

Rightwing trolls keep screaming, but no facts. It's cute how angry this president has them. #x

Friday, July 25, 2014


Free Speech TV is a 24-hour television network and multi-platform digital news source, currently available in 37 million television homes nationwide, airing fulltime on DISH Network (9415), DIRECTV (348), and Burlington Telecom (122). A non-profit, public interest network, FSTV is publically support…

Ah well, since we can't get billionaires, we'll have to make due with ourselves. Please donate generously to Free Speech TV. #x

Comic-Con Barred People From Asking About The ‘Big Bang Theory’ Cast Negotiations

Attendees of the "Big Bang Theory" Comic-Con panel were barred from asking about the cast negotiations.

Wow, the hate for my favorite show is building in those comments. People are saying they can't act, the writers aren't good, they hate the characters... I'm like, what are you watching? This show is gold. Oh well.

US House Of Representatives Passes The Same Phone Unlocking Bill As The Senate, Now It's All Up...

...and he's totally down with it. So, technically using software to unlock digital carrier blocks on your phone in the US is a violation of everyone's favo... by Michael Crider in News

A unanimous vote on something? That helps the people? Oh... over cell phones. Well, it's something. #x

Billionaire Blasts Companies That Jump Overseas To Duck Taxes: ‘I’m Selling Your Stock’

Mark Cuban would rather see corporate America reinvest at home than pretend that shrinking tax liability by moving overseas is good for growth.

So, this billionaire leaves the others without excuse to be assholes. #x

AFA Takes Aim At 'Black Jesus'

The American Family Association is not amused by the upcoming Adult Swim comedy “Black Jesus.” The group’s One Million Moms arm is urging TBN to drop the show and advertisers t

Suddenly I wanna watch the FUCK outta Black Jesus. #b

July 25, 2014 at 10:22AM

It's a TRAP!!! #w

Ann Coulter: Helping Migrant Children Makes You A Bad Christian

In Ann Coulter's unending race to outdo her own awfulness, she has now begun labeling anyone who shows compassion for the Central American child refugees as "moral show-offs." In short, she wants p...

Anyone else wonder how many TNT sticks Ann Coulter can hold in her mouth long enough for the fuse to light, or is it just me? #x

The Country's Best Burger Comes From A Chain You've Probably Never Heard Of

Excuse us? ...

Best chain burger, maybe. We go there sometimes and they're not kidding. Very good. But best? I'm gonna give that to Zinnburger and I wish they had them here. Sadly they're only in Tucson and New Jersey, last I looked.

Dear Progressives, We're Not Doing It Right

When a science fiction convention is more affirming, less body-shaming, more welcoming and less sneering than a conference with 3,000 plus "progressives," we're doing something wrong. I loved Netroots Nation in Detroit this year, but we nee...

What progressive issue of body-shaming are they talking about? I just saw an article about Comic Con being a place of tremendous body-shaming and sexual harassment. People constantly say shit about progressives, but they never support that. This article says progressives are all talk, but that's actually bullshit. If anything there's a few who are all whine, and they whine when they don't get their way and point their fingers at everyone. That's why I hate political correctness. It too often fails in its point by slinging judgment and being absolutely unreasonable when the person has to face some reality and don't get their way about everything. Progressivism is constantly insulted, but unduly so, and that's why this article is bullshit. It gives no reason for why progressives are lacking, other than pure anecdote, which I can't believe is lacking in the other event. I mean seriously, nerds are always nice? Okay, you weren't welcome into everything. Waaaah. That wasn't anti-you, because they weren't having parties, like the other event! The author of the article also ignores the horrid record of Comic Con and such conventions! I call bullshit. #x

July 25, 2014 at 12:44AM

I've seen the pink thing go around, and I have to disagree with it. Please hear me out on this... #x

Food Stamp Program Waste Hits A Historic Low, So Fox Ramps Up The Attacks On Obama

You'd think Fox would be happy about a reduction in government waste...

Don't you just want to hack Fox and force facts onto their network? #x

Dear Men, Stop Shaving Your Pubes

Let's end this once and for all.

It's good to know that someone out there still reports on what's important. #b

An Incident In New Orleans Shows How Religious Freedom Can Become Religious Tyranny

This week evangelical anti-choice activists congregated in New Orleans to protest a woman's right to choose, and took their religious tyranny into the sanctuary of a church, interrupted a service, and loudly informed congregants they do not worship according to the "true faith" and warned them to re…

I'd heard about this, but not that they barged into the church and interrupted services. I also had no idea they were then praised for it by the mayor of New Orleans. I think it's time to make sure these motherfuckers never have a peaceful worship service again. Seriously. Get it going, people. #x

July 25, 2014 at 12:13AM

Found a goodie. What's missing is math for girls: "If your father has seventeen goats and your betrothed's father has none, how many will you fetch for dowry?" #b

Thursday, July 24, 2014

July 24, 2014 at 09:35PM

After two badly written comments, and then after asking me to enlighten him about why he's so uneducated, he then deleted all of his comments. I guess because he (a gay man) realized what a moron he was making of himself. Or something. I don't know. This one's a keeper.

14 Cold, Hard Facts About Noah’s Ark That You Probably Do Not Know

facts about Noah’s Ark that you probably do not know… #1 The Ark was about 500 feet long. That would make it approximately the size of a World War II airc ...

Joe the Plumber thinks the Ark was found. Even though Ken Ham's own group already debunked that shit: #b

Bill Maher: If Murdoch buys HBO, he’ll make my show ‘Paste-Eating Time With Steve Doocy’

“Real Time” host Bill Maher penned a column for the Hollywood Reporter on Thursday in which he imagined what would happen to his career and HBO show if Australian billionaire Rupert Murdoch were to succeed in his plan to buy Time Warner, Inc.

A show that has the best discussion and the smartest wit. Yeah, let's let Murdoch ruin that. #x

July 24, 2014 at 07:32PM

Share if you agree. #b

Insurance Companies To Refund $332 Million Dollars to Consumers Thanks to Obamacare!

One provision of the Affordable Care Act that has received very little attention in the media is about to produce a pleasant bonus for many consumers. Due to something known as the "Medical Loss Ratio," insurance companies will have to refund more than $332 million to consumers.

Obamacare is about to win many more hearts and minds. A Republican talking point that I've had thrown at me several times is, "So did you return your checks Bush sent you or did you spend it?" as though that refund stunt from Bush makes up for all the harm he did. This, however, is from something that helps people. Republicans... prepare to lose big. #x

House Republican Hearing On The Harmful Impact of Obamacare Completely Backfires

A House Republican hearing on the harmful impact of Obamacare on Medicare Advantage completely backfired when the expert witnesses that Republicans invited disagreed with them.

PoliticusUSA has been giving some bigtime scoops lately. I haven't been able to find any other information about this hearing from any other sources, and I want details. #x

Ray RedSpider • Batman’s glory days are not over yet…

Batman’s glory days are not over yet…

So good, I had to make a Tumblr post about it... POINTS! @midnight

July 24, 2014 at 02:58PM

Who doesn’t remember this blast from the Right’s propaganda past? Superintendent Christopher Manno was reached and assured people that: “There was no intention to indoctrinate children … The teacher’s intention was to engage the children in an activity to recognize famous and accomplished African Americans.” Of course that’s not even reasonable to people outraged.They sent death threats to him too. No, not kidding. There were claims that liberals phoned in death threats to the school… but in fact, there weren’t any death threats to the school other than those who were reacting to Michelle Malkin’s outrage. And of course, when Michelle Malkin launched that outrage, thinking that a song about Obama, the first black president in black history month that Obama had nothing to do with is absurd, she seems to have forgotten not just when Bush himself had kids praise him over Katrina at the Easter egg hunt, but that the only moment of actual worship of a president that I know of is HERE: Obama’s never said God sent him into office. He’s never made kids praise him. He’s never declared a divine mandate to declare war on people, proving God apparently sucks at knowing where WMD’s are or who’s responsible for terrorist attacks. No outrage over any of those incidents, of course. But plenty about the Obama one, as MediaMatters thoroughly documented. That’s entirely on what side? Oh yes. The Right. And I’m guessing a woman who is happy that someone who finally looks like herself is president is the ‘REAL RACIST’ in this situation, right? We already knew this was bullshit, but here they are bringing it up again. More evidence of what Bill Maher recently called, Zombie Lies!!! -- from TruthSlam! #b #s

Teens Brutally Murder Two Navajo Men "for Fun"

Navajo President Ben Shelly is calling for answers in the gruesome murders of two homeless Navajo men last weekend in Albuquerque.

White America still operates under the notion that other people aren't really people. #x

July 24, 2014 at 02:28AM

The problem with guns is when used in crime, the bullet hits the person who doesn't deserve it, fired by the person who does. If we could fix that. #b

July 24, 2014 at 02:25AM

I saw this posted earlier today, but the bottom panel was the guy she was talking about, and this happened on daytime TV. I figured it needed help, so I put the REAL Milton in there to fix it. You're welcome.

July 24, 2014 at 02:24AM

Kinda how I felt about that movie. There was definitely blood, maybe... I dunno... I'm bored.

July 24, 2014 at 02:23AM

Does anybody else hear Bill Cosby doing that whistling sound, or is it just me?

July 24, 2014 at 02:14AM

Best I could do.

Gay Porn Star Bruno Knight Arrested for Trying to Smuggle Crystal Meth into UK Inside Buttocks

Knight is currently being held at Los Angeles Metropolitan Detention Centre.

Because if you want someone to smuggle something in his ass, get a pro. #b

July 24, 2014 at 01:41AM

Ah… now we finally know where Nikki Minaj came from.

Which Zodiac Sign Should You Be?

Feel like you were born under the wrong sign? Take this quiz and find out which one is right!

I actually scored Cancer. Seriously. I scored that shit. Cancer have a strong survival instinct. They are protective of those they care about, and of themselves too. They are often quite reticent about sharing their inner selves to the rest of the world, and are often caught up in reminisce. Cancers have a reputation for moodiness, although this trait is most evident when the Moon is in Cancer. Cancer needs roots. They resist change to an extent, and concern themselves about being secure and safe in most everything they do. Cancers can be quite intrigued by objects with history attached to them — antiques, photos, souvenirs, and the like. Cancer is a very sensitive sign, and they don't always appreciate it when you are blunt with them. Their reactions to hurt will depend on how thick a shell they have developed. Most Cancers react by withdrawing or retreating. Some have developed an ability to manipulate others to get what they want. They avoid direct confrontations almost as a rule. Cancers are, in fact, quite yielding and soft when you have them in the right mood. They are one of the more hospitable signs of the zodiac. Sure, they can be touchy and indirect, but they are also very dependable, caring souls.

July 24, 2014 at 12:32AM

And remember, "unless your righteousness surpasses that of the Pharisees... you will certainly not enter ...heaven, dumbass." Matt 5:20 (with a touch of editing) #b

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

In Attempt To Bash Obama Over Israel, Megyn Kelly Disappears FAA Flight Ban Over Ukraine

Kelly says there's no FAA ban on flights over Ukraine. Reality disagrees...

Lies lies lies from the blond blond blond. #x

Tea Party town hall erupts as Texas state Rep urges ‘compassion’ for migrant kids

The Tea Party's wholesale destruction of the GOP continues.

Knowing the Tea Party, I'm stunned they didn't give him a Texas Funeral. If you've seen Kill Bill 2, you know what I mean. #x

Ae você olha para sua infância e diz: eu era normal ! Kkkkkk

What gets me is that he's not just doing it, he's emoting the HELL out of it!

July 23, 2014 at 08:24PM

How to argue for Intelligent Design: a flowchart. #b

Conchita who? The return of RuPaul, the original drag queen

I’m sitting in a bar in West Hollywood with RuPaul Andre Charles, the world’s most famous drag queen, and he’s started to cry. ‘That part in The Wizard of Oz when they go into the poppy fields. Sorry, I choke up when I think about this… the Lion and Dorothy and Toto fall asleep and the Tin Man, who’…

Testing. I'm testing to see how this link autoposts over to Google+ now that Wordpress finally does that, but it goes through several channels. I wanna see which one works best. This is only a test.

July 23, 2014 at 05:23PM

impeach: v. to charge (the holder of a public office) with misconduct. It does not remove them from office, and you have to have an actual reason for it other than a tantrum. #x

July 23, 2014 at 05:13PM

I just saw this one, such a powerful ad. Drive safe guys, your life worth much more than getting 10 minutes faster to your destination...

This ad is a no-holds-barred thought on how you drive. I'm speechless.

Fox Compares Openly Gay NFL Player Michael Sam To Convicted Dog Fighter Michael Vick

For Fox, gay men are comparable to convicted animal abusers.

Why? Do they think gay players are into cock-fighting? (Someone had to say it.) #x

I Am NOT Cisgendered

I am NOT "cisgendered." I reject that label. Why? From what I've read, "cisgendered" is a label that began in academic discourse as a way of describing people who weren't trans. But the meaning of it was akin to what we might call...

Trying to read this article, probably agree with the point, but it's hard for me to get through this person's horrible habit. The author thinks that IF you do something, THAN you get something. No, you use then, not than. There is not an if/than statement. If you don't stop making this mistake, then I'm going to have a hard time taking your article seriously. (I've counted three instances, and I'm only in the third paragraph.)

Top 10 Bipartisan Jobs Bills Blocked by Senate Democrats - AMAC, Inc.

Here are just 10 of them, ranked in order of bipartisan support:

With so many angry at GOP obstructionism, this rightwing source is trying to bring about a talking point that the Democrats have done blocking too! This list of jobs bills that are "bipartisan" are hardly jobs bills. Well, except for the first one. Let's go through their list: H.R. 3474 - Conservative groups referred to it as a "special-interest orgy." Rather than blocking it, they attached it to the EXPIRE Act, to let Bush tax cuts for the wealthy expire, and that's when it was blocked... by Republicans. You know, because Bush tax cuts are for the rich, and they must never end. H.R. 10 - Was argued against critically that "the federal government is taking too much of a direct role in defining 'quality' and 'high performance' charter schools," which I thought you guys were against. It was said the bill was "taking away power from the states to make their own decisions about what charter schools qualify for grants." Who said this? Center for Education Reform. And really, not a jobs bill. H.R. 3309 - is about patents. It prevents lawsuits on patents. I'd hardly call it a jobs bill. It falls more under your guys' flawed notion of tort reform. H.R. 624 - CISPA a jobs bill? Are you nuts? CISPA has been criticized by advocates of Internet privacy and civil liberties, such as the Electronic Frontier Foundation, the American Civil Liberties Union, Free Press, Fight for the Future, and, as well as various conservative and libertarian groups including the Competitive Enterprise Institute, TechFreedom, FreedomWorks, Americans for Limited Government, Liberty Coalition, and the American Conservative Union. Those groups argue CISPA contains too few limits on how and when the government may monitor a private individual’s Internet browsing information. Additionally, they fear that such new powers could be used to spy on the general public rather than to pursue malicious hackers. H.R. 4438 - This is a bill that would amend the Internal Revenue Code to modify the calculation method and the rate for the tax credit for qualified research expenses that expired at the end of 2013 and would make that modified credit permanent. It's a tax credit bill. Again, not a jobs bill. H.R. 4457 - It's not really so much a jobs bill as it is a bill for exteding limit of tax deductions for businesses permanantly. They did not block it to block jobs but to block careless permanant moves. The two Democrat Senators who blocked it said "I think it is the opposite of tax reform..." would add to the deficit and make it harder to find money to pay for other necessary programs. "I wouldn't vote at this time to make them permanent but I certainly favor extending them for two years." H.R. 6 - A bill with the word 'freedom' in it. Nothing suspicious there. Freedom is usually the Right's way of saying something stupid. This bill, in fact, is about the DOE's handling of natural gas. The CBO said it would really not affect much of anything, from the federal budget to the administrative costs. It was also argued that "unlimited and unchecked export of LNG to nations that have yet to sign free trade agreements with the U.S. will undermine the efforts of U.S. trade negotiators to open closed markets to all American goods and services," and that allowing greater exports of LNG would increase "domestic natural gas and electricity prices for every American." So again, not really a jobs bill, but one that would increase prices on Americans. H.R. 4453 - This is a bill that would amend the IRS Code of 1986 to reduce from 10 to 5 years the period during which the built-in gains of an S corporation are subject to tax and to make such reduction permanent. It's a way to cut taxes on corporations by changing the rule of whether they have to pay S or C level taxes. S corporations do not pay any federal income taxes, so this helps more corporations qualify as S instead of C. S corporations pass those taxes onto the shareholders instead. So you know, a way to widen the loophole and screw the investors. NOT a jobs bill unless you still think such things trickle down. H.R. 2218 - is a bill to loosen rules on disposal of coal. The Committee on Energy & Commerce said it "would do little to bring a closer resolution to coal ash disposal. It would abandon proven models of environmental protection and adopt an approach that we have every reason to believe would fail if enacted. This proposal will not ensure the safe disposal of coal ash, protect groundwater, or prevent dangerous air pollution." Jobs bill? Hardly. H.R. 1105 - This bill exempts investment advisers from the Security and Exchange Commission’s (SEC’s) registration and reporting requirements (from Dodd-Frank) when they provide advice to a private equity fund with outstanding debt that is less than twice the amount of capital that has been committed to and invested by the fund. So you notice, there's one jobs bill in this list that Democrats actually pushed through, and nine bills all about trickle-down theory that only guarantee making the rich richer. Here's a list of bills blocked by Republicans in Congress that would've passed Senate, but only failed because they didn't have 60% (rather than the Constitutional 50%) of Congressional vote: Bring Jobs Home Act - Would grant businesses a tax credit for eliminating a business outside the US and relocating it in the US. Small Business Jobs and Tax Relief Act - Gives small businesses a tax credit if their 2012 payrolls were higher than their 2011 payrolls Creating American Jobs and Ending Offshoring Act - Giving employers tax breaks for bringing overseas jobs back to America In fact they've blocked all jobs bills from Obama that would give incentive to insource jobs back into the U.S. Daily Kos (go ahead and whine about a left-bent source, but you'll find it not as bent as the rightwing source with this "top ten") listed all the ways GOP has thrown Veterans under the bus job-wise: They've blocked a minimum wage increase that'd help many get off of welfare. They said it would make people lose jobs. In fact it would limit how many jobs many have to have to get by. They blocked ENDA, the Employment Non-Discrimination Act which prevents people from not being able to get jobs! They blocked the U.N. Treaty to protect the equal rights of the disabled. This affects jobs. They blocked the Paycheck Fairness Act. Directly affects the jobs women do for lesser pay than their male coworkers. They blocked the Payroll Tax Cut Renewal that would lower tax burdens on the poor who are paying more than many rich people (S corporation owners again?). So again, bills that actually affect jobs are blocked by Republicans, and jobs that are blocked by Democrats are usually just reckless trickle-down things that would help the rich get richer or relax standards for pollution, security for food and water, etc...

July 23, 2014 at 04:07PM

Well great, Ray's fever is gone, but he's sweating up a storm and says the room is spinning uncontrollably. I'm afraid we may be due a hospital trip soon.

July 23, 2014 at 03:08PM

Dear Democrats, here's the memo. We don't need to defend ourselves anymore. Ever. #x

Anti-abortion group harasses Unitarian church’s moment of silence for dead member

Members of Flip Benham’s Operation Save America group delivered an impromptu sermon while the congregation at First Unitarian Universalist Church of New Orleans was observing a moment of silence.

WND Pundit Cites 'Small Private Poll Of My Facebook Friends' As Proof Voters Want To Impeach Obama

Another WorldNetDaily pundit is demanding Republicans vote to impeach President Obama. On Monday the outlet republished a commentary from blogger J.B. Williams, who claims “only impeachment can

Your fallacy is anecdotal with a side of Texas sharpshooter. #x

Iowa editor gets fired over anti-’gaystapo’ rant, then sues for religious discrimination

An Iowa newspaper editor who was fired after posting an anti-LGBT blog post is irate over the firing and claims that his religious freedom was violated.

So people are discriminating against people for their religion and then getting fired and suing for discrimination. Trend? #x

Vegetabrella - The Umbrella that looks like a Romaine Lettuce Head

Japan is the country of fake food and almost every restaurant has a window that displays fake models of their menu to attract customers. So it was just a matter of time until someone would invent an umbrella that looks like food. The VEGETABRELLA is a compact umbrella that looks like a romaine le...

I can see it now... becoming one of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, naming yourself Sister Romaine Lee Feegreenz and walking around with this as your parasol.

Memphis businessman brutally raped woman seeking housekeeper job at his mansion

He forced the victim – a mother of four – to swallow urine, fecal matter, and blood as he raped her on an American flag towel at his home.

Suddenly Arnold Schwarzenegger's maid feels grateful.

Jon Stewart announces $10 billion parody Kickstarter to buy CNN

Jon Stewart has a long, playful, and antagonistic history with CNN, but his relationship with the 24-hour news channel could change dramatically if Stewart's latest plan pans out: raising $10...

STEWART NEWS NETWORK? We need this. I want him to do this for realzies! #x

‘SHOCKING’ New Study: Top 10 Laziest States in the Nation are ALL ‘Red’ States

A new study reveals the laziest states in the union, and the top 10 are all GOP strongholds.

Laziest states. Not sure how they determined that, other than maybe people on scooters to mentally lazy to open a book. #x

Another Bogus Fox News Report: The University Of Wisconsin Will 'Adjust The Grades' Of Minority...

In yet another case of Todd Starnes being a terrible reporter, the Fox News commentator said in a radio bulletin yesterday that the University of Wisconsin-Madison is going to begin factoring a studen

Fox fucks up again. To nobody's surprise. #x

‘True Blood’ plan to troll Republicans succeeds beautifully as Sarah Palin takes the bait

Although not mentioned by name on a recent episode of HBO‘s True Blood, Palin inserted herself into the discussion by criticizing the show for being part of the “real war on women.”

Somebody got bit by satire. Again. #x

Fox hosts outraged that Texas 911 operators are ‘forced’ to help dying non-English speakers

The hosts of Fox & Friends on Wednesday were shocked to learn that emergency responders were “forced” to serve non-English speakers in life-threatening situations even if the callers were suspected of entering the country illegally.

The "moral" of the story is, speak English or die. Thanks Fox. #x

Ositos barrigones Jugando

Vamos a ver si les gustan estos Barrigudos... >.\u003C

White people are funny.

The World Health Organization Wants to Decriminalize Sex Work, Drugs

Earlier this month, the World Health Organization (WHO) released guidelines for helping to prevent the spread of HIV in key populations. The group, which also monitors the globe for pandemic outbreaks, says we have to legalize sex work and drugs if we want to stop HIV.

I posted this yesterday, but only just today did I realize the picture of it was taken down the street from where I lived. And it's not that it says Hearst street on the sign, but the 99 cent store sign. Seriously? That's what I recognized?

Millionaire Rocker Gene Simmons to the Poor: ‘Try Being Nice to Rich People’

Rocker Gene Simmons, of KISS fame, tells those dirty poor people they better be nice to the rich, because the rich make jobs and stuff.

The poor to Gene Simmons: you're rich because we bought your music. We already were nice to you, asshole. #x

Ken Ham wants to end the U.S. space program because the aliens are all going to hell

45 years after the Apollo 11 moon landing, creationism hits a new low VIDEO

Now he's judging life on other planets. Aliens are going to hell. That place is sounding better and better all the time. #b

July 23, 2014 at 12:13AM

That cold I had... Ray has it now. Today is the day he had a fever and it went way up, just like I did. I gave him stuff to make it break, and it has. This sucks. I'm sleeping outside on the couch so he can rest without me doing anything to wake him. We just keep on getting sick around here.

The World Health Organization Wants to Decriminalize Sex Work, Drugs

Earlier this month, the World Health Organization (WHO) released guidelines for helping to prevent the spread of HIV in key populations. The group, which also monitors the globe for pandemic outbreaks, says we have to legalize sex work and drugs if we want to stop HIV.

Let's hope a sane world listens. #x

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

France's Jews Flee As Rioters Burn Shops To Chants Of 'Gas The Jews'

France's politicians and community leaders have criticised the "intolerable" violence against Paris' Jewish community, after a pro-Palestinian rally led to the vandalizing and looting of Jewish businesses and the burning of cars. It is t...

Okay, NO. We're not doing this bullshit, not here. France, please control your crazies. We can't go through this shit all over again. #x

MI utility worker strangles pregnant teen he held at house of horrors, beheads her boyfriend

Police said a Michigan utility worker held a pregnant teenager he met online hostage for days after beheading her boyfriend and then strangling her.

He's pro-gun and anti-Obama, you say? Hmmmm... #x

‘Weird Al’ Yankovic Is Finally No. 1 On The Billboard Charts With ‘Mandatory Fun’

Thanks to being a viral sensation, "Weird Al" will finally claim the top spot on the Billboard charts with "Mandatory Fun."

He's always deserved that chart, but this time the 8 vids in 8 days thing I think finally did it.

If She Doesn’t End Up In Prison Michele Bachmann Says She May Run For President in 2016

Disgraced soon to be former Rep. Michele Bachmann said during an interview that she might run for president again in 2016.

Prison... President... it's good to have options. #x

We Need to Talk About Israel

Attempts to discuss Israel's ground offensive in the Gaza Strip quickly devolve into chaos.

This actually happens. Make even the slightest comment about Israel and you have people yelling with you that you're either a Zionist or a... well... Zionist hater... or whatever it is. I don't know. I'm just saying, I wish there would be peace there. But they have to want it. And they don't. And I have too many things to worry about here in America. Please, stop blowing each other up. And please, don't hate me for not giving a shit. #x

Hot summer could wipe out Goth population, experts warn | NewsBiscuit

'They are poorly equipped to deal with high temperatures as they can’t take off their black jeans and duffel coats.'

Now THAT'S how you do satire! LOL #b


This happened? Oh drag culture, you come a long way, baby! #b

Fox News Contributor Says Obama’s ‘Frightened’ And Praises Putin As A ‘Real Leader’

During a segment on Monday night's broadcast of The Kelly File, Fox News strategic analyst Ralph Peters spent three-plus minutes tearing into President Obama while simultaneously praising Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Keep trying, Fox. You'll actually nail Obama on something factually one day. But up until now... nope. #x

July 22, 2014 at 07:14PM

I've come to the conclusion that when people use the word "opinionated" about someone, it's not their opinions they have a problem with. It's that the person probably has facts completely inconvenient to the continuation of that person's badly formed opinions. Opinionated is a problem if, as an example, you really like Metallica and hate anybody who doesn't. That's irrationality based on opinion. But I'm factuated. I'm fine with differing opinions. I just have no time or room for people who insist their opinions have to be given equal credence over facts contrary to what they want to be true. Keep thinking wrong things all you want. But you're not going to think them out loud without there being correction. If you don't like it, keep your opinionated behavior to a minimum and I'll keep my facts over here where they won't bother you.

July 22, 2014 at 05:06PM

July 22, 2014 at 05:02PM

July 22, 2014 at 04:43PM

Memory can be a bitch. Just ask Angry Jesus. #b

July 22, 2014 at 04:33PM

Share it. Mean it. Do it. LIVE IT. VOTE IT.

July 22, 2014 at 04:07PM

Good thought. #x

July 22, 2014 at 03:56PM

I'm still particularly proud of this one. #x

July 22, 2014 at 03:24PM

I don't even remember who, or why, or what, but LOL! #b

July 22, 2014 at 03:00PM

I definitely remember this. #X

July 22, 2014 at 02:55PM

July 22, 2014 at 02:50PM

Real vs. Not Real. I don't think they know the difference. #x

July 22, 2014 at 02:49PM

I vaguely remember this. But it's worth reposting all over the fucking place. #x

July 22, 2014 at 02:44PM

I do remember doing this though. #b

July 22, 2014 at 02:43PM

I do NOT remember doing this.

July 22, 2014 at 02:39PM

July 22, 2014 at 02:39PM

July 22, 2014 at 02:38PM

July 22, 2014 at 02:38PM

July 22, 2014 at 02:33PM

This one was made for the Stephanie Miller Show @SMShow after something stupid Coulter said.

July 22, 2014 at 02:32PM

July 22, 2014 at 02:22PM

OMG I totally don't recall doing ANY of this... LOL

When Mario gets super Pissed.... hahaha LMAO

When Mario stops giving a Fcuk !!!!! Watch it.. You have not seen this side of Him. More Cool Stuff ------->

Mario's snapped! You won't have that stereotypical Italian to kick around anymore!

July 22, 2014 at 02:15PM

July 22, 2014 at 02:11PM

July 22, 2014 at 01:58PM

People needing each other. It's our nature, our strength, not our weakness, not to be shamed. #x